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a dumbass who pretends to like you for 4 months and then goes out with your best friend
"Hey i have something to tell you, i am going out with you best friend ****"
"why would you do that Adam???"
"cuz i never really liked you, and she is hotter then you"
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A prepubescent-sounding male who works at Mcdonald's for a living stealing various plastic utensils from his corporation. Tries to make his voice deeper to gain attention of fellow women, but fails miserably.
oh Hoy Hoy Hoy Hoy Hoy is how Adam's laughter goes.
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A small mountain valley town in Western Massachusetts where 60% of the population are old reckless drivers who never made it to Florida to die, and the rest of the town consists of high school jocks that impregnated their cheerleader girl friends right out of high school and now work at Walmart for rest of their lives.
If your 25 still can't let go of your glory days as a jock in high school and have and 10 year old son then you would fit right in collecting your food stamps in adams.
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Smallest dick in the universe. Adam can't even reach the pussy
Adam could not reach the pussy with his micro dick
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Adam is a chick magnet, but he will breaks hearts at the drop of a hat. Everyone loves him and he can be very fake. He has numerous girlfriends and if he breaks up with one, will get another instantly. He is great in bed and will sleep with anyone. Adam is nice and kind and will gain anyones heart and trust, but he can be a complete asshole and insensitive at times. He will be your bestfriend one minute then kick you out of his life the next, but you'll still want him no matter what he does.
Adam broke her heart.
Adam's has another girlfriend.
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Someone who is generally a complete asshole who pretends to be a nice guy or poses as a friend.
They usually take advantage of you or one of your friends claiming "love" as the reason...then say it was your idea and what you wanted.
Yeah right!
So Adam,I read your definition of me and couldn't believe it got me just as mad as it did that day.
I won't forgive you. Stop trying. You claimed that you always respected girls and would never do anything they didn't want. Guess what! I didn't want it. I can't even be with another guy without remembering how violated I felt by you.
The supposed "love" you had for me was completely in your head and 100% infatuation.
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a boy that will tell you anything you want to hear, has very bad anger issues, lies about almost everything he tells you, is wayyyy bipolar, and the biggest jerk you will every meet. also he will chase you around a room until you fall and hurt yourself.
"he is being such an Adam"
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