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ashton kutcher

A long-haired hippie who bangs Demi Moore.

Hosts a shitty pop-culture television show called "Punk'd," but infact should host a show called, "Pussy-whip'd," which shows pussy-whipped males get 0wned by non-pussy-whipped males.

Lisa: OMGZOZRZ!!111 PUNK'''D SI ON!111

Intelligent people: Just stfu. We don't want to hear it, bitch.

by Canned Duck December 23, 2003

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Ashton Kutcher

An alternative name for a really chronic strain of marijuana named Kush

Kutcher sounds like Kush

Instances of term used in main stream media:

"Light that Ashton Kutcher"

-Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne

"Ashin' Kusher" by Kid Cudi

Hurry up and light up that Ashton Kutcher, im tryin to get baked son.

Roll up that Ashton Kutcher bro.

by Pnizzle126 January 23, 2012

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ashton kutcher

man-child that that makes a living pulling childish pranks on celebrities

John: Did you see that immature guy back there acting like a 10 year old?

Bill: Yeah, he's such an Ashton Kutcher

by RockStar08 January 18, 2007

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Ashton

A total jerk that totally betrayed a girl named Maisie

Ashton sucks - Maisie

by The Joe Guy October 16, 2017

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Emily Ashton

A lil hoe banoodle head

You banged 10 girls last night? Wow what a fucking emily ashton.

by Banoodle September 1, 2016


Ashton cash

Sexy, caramel man with a long dick

Omg girl I had that Ashton cash last night

by Itsxmex September 23, 2016


Imogen Ashton

Really kind, nice, everyoneโ€™s best friend and everyone loves her

Imogen Ashton is everyoneโ€™s best friend

by Ieiej July 4, 2019