soggy soup

(n.) rank, stinky-ass, wet, blown-out pussy.

Jay-Z: Did you hit last night?
Drake: Nah that bitch had some soggy soup.

Jay-Z: Whatchu mean?
Drake: Her pussy looked like it had been destroyed by the Incredible Hulk and drenched in water.

pants soup

The wetness in a womans underwear derived from feelings of inexplicable pleasure. A.K.A creaming your

"That guy was so hot, just looking at him gave me pants soup"

"3 dates and no sex. I'm drowning in pants soup"

" It's my day off. I'm just gonna lie in bed, watch porn, and whip up a batch of pants soup."

Leaf soup

Tea, in essence

Sheldon used to like tea, until he realized it was basically just leaf soup.

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Soup Riced

Another term for Surprised.

Me: "Oh Maxine I'm soup riced you're here"
Maxine: "Lamaw"

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soup strainer

A long moustache that hangs over the upper lip, tending to catch stray food particles as they travel into the mouth.

In the film Born on the Fourth of July, Tom Cruise sported a soup strainer throughout the scenes set in Mexico.

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Hot Soup

The battle cry of Lou Jitsu, a famous martial arts movie star

"HOT SOUP!"

Soup whore

someone who performs sexual acts in exchange for soup.

"liz is such a soup whore, she just took a splosh in the mouth for a sachet of cup a soup. Im going back later to puncture her sphinter."

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