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When A Person Acts In A Weird, Spag Like Manner.
Person1: What On Earth Are You Doing??
Person2: Oh Dear I'm Having A Spag Attack,
Both: Hahaha!
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Not to be confused with rape or shark attack. Sex attack is when two people are getting themselves equipped and prepared for sex - when all of a sudden one of them cannot control their urges and ferociously springs him/herself onto you. You then eventually decide to give in ;)
Angharad: So, Rose what happened with you and Tom last night then?
Rose: We were sitting on my couch and then he sex attacked me!
Angharad: (gasp) Did he rape you?
Rose: NO! bu he just got me when I least expected it
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The sharp pain in the chest, along with a lack of feeling in the legs and light-headedness, one gets when they immediately finish running/sprinting any track & field related event. One usually must reach PR or surpassed PR to achieve this feeling. It hurts alot. Sometimes results in being carried off the track, passing out on the track, crying, or a brutal yelling from ones coach for not running faster. Thankfully the pain does not last more than five (5) minutes in most cases.
-To spot "track attack" the runner will most likely have their hands at their hips, on top of their head, or on their knees and will be frantically walking around in circles (unless they are on the ground). Eyes may be watering and face will show expressions of great pain, anxiety, and constipation. The words fuck, shit, Jesus Christ, God, damn, and Holy (in any combination) are most commonly said when experiencing a Track Attack.
To stop a Track Attack simply eat extremely unheathly food i.e: nachos, candy, chips, or frosted animal crackers and lie on the ground.
Can also be written: Trackattack or Track-Attack.
Mayisha ran the 200m dash in PR time and placed first but once she reached the finish line I knew she was having a Track Attack. She was about to cry and she started yelling, "Holy fucking shit!" which scared some young children. I bought her some victory nachos and she felt alot better. Coach then brutally yelled at her for not running faster.
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To be offended in a certain matter that it hurts your inner chi. It can refer to you personally, or, to a group of people that experienced the chi attack with you.
"Man, last night was such a chi attack, remember that guy that tried to start a fight with you?"
"Biggest chi attack, got to the fuel station and my card got declined, had to walk home."
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Attack toaster is a sexual identity where you are hot like a toaster and feisty and ready to attack. Also, your body is covered in metal and plugs into a wall. If you don't agree with me then you have big gay and deserve to die in a hole because you are a toasterphobic gaywad.
Person 1: I sexually identify as an attack toaster
Person 2: Thats okay, im not a toasterphobic gaywad!
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When one suddenly cannot breath, feel one's legs, loses the ability to talk, or all of the above due to the thought or sight of Robert Pattinson (aka Edward Cullen from Twilight).
Pattz is an abreviation of Robert's last name: Pattinson.
Gracie: "OMG did you see Twilight the movie?!?!?!"
Janet: "Of course! I saw it 3 times on Friday!"
Grace: "Robert Pattinson is so hot that i had a Pattz attack in the theater."
Janet: "OMFGZ ME TOO!"
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A fart attack is a condition in which gasses build up inside of ones intestines and cause stomach and chest pains. The build up of gas is usually due to the inability to release said gas. Fart attacks usually occur in the worst possible situation, such as dinner with the grandparents or a yoga session with the girlfriend and her mother. Fart attacks are dangerous and can lead to random combustion.
Josh: dude!
Me: dude I had the worst fart attack ever last night, my girlfriend made me watch a silent movie with her and her mom!
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