autism

kayleigh, a.k.a. wisbech nitty

that awkward moment when i have to see autism at college

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Internet autism

A mental disorder chracterised by great difficulty in using social media for its intended purpose, instead choosing to share too much personal information in an inappropriare forum.

Recentlt divorced Debbie has just finished feeding her 7 cats when she decides to post "Someone told me you're too pretty to be single, and I said 'No, I'm too pretty to be lied to, cheated on and treated like shit'".

Debbie has internet autism and should not be using social media.

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Autism

My OLDER brother saying "Fortnite is better" while playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.

no example needed and the fact that i have to put an example can be the definition of autism by it`s self

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Weaponized Autism

The Ultimate Superweapon of internet users,especially 4chan. Weaponized Autism consists of repeated use of offending materials,such as Anti-LGBTQ+ posts/texts,Fandom-Triggering posts/pictures (E.G Calling Bronies Autistic,and Calling Furries no-lifes),and with 4chan's case,spamming lewd and adult content,such as pornography and it's variants. Other variants of Weaponized Autism may include Political Arguments,Computer Brickings (See Tumblr vs. 4chan),and Petitions (Also see Tumblr vs. 4chan).

Greg:Hey,have you heard about 4chan attacking Tumblr with their Weaponized Autism?
Jonathan: Yeah man,they're totally nuts!

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Cultural Autism

Cultural Autism is a phenomena characterized by impaired social interaction and verbal/non-verbal communication due to cultural differences.

Wow, that guy from China definitely has cultural autism, he keeps intruding on my personal space

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Patri-autism

I. A toxic form of patriotism where the wielder of this sentiment believes that their country has absolutely no flaws and that it's the absolute best. They will also try and impose this sentiment and opinion onto others, and of rejected, will lable the rejectors as unpatriotic.

Patri-autism is more cancerous than Anant Ambani's speech.

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Autism Slam

The noise a body makes when it’s slammed on the floor at Mach 3 by the beefy autistic kid Jeremy. Typically done in halls or on concrete to inflict maximum damage

Holy fuck did Jeremy autism slam Kyle?? That’s the third one this week.

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