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One who pleases herself by acting lesbian with other girls, but as soon as the actions are reciprocated, turns into an awkward turtle babbling school girl.
Mirian, stop being an awkward lesbian and let me feel your brownies .
You twist your thumb, unnaturally behind your pointer finger knuckle, to the point where your thumb can go no further. Then you make a fist with the rest of your fingers, and it looks absolutely awkward.
Person 1: Hi, my knee is really killing me today.
Person 2: Man my head is killing me, we drank too much last night.
Person 3: Wow, my ass is really sore from all that butt sex.
Person 1 and 2: *awkward fists*
'Awkwards' are an interjection used when a situation is so awkward that no words can possibly diffuse the awkwardity.
Awkward Pig is possibly the very best awkward in existence. It allows for considerably more awkwardity to be displayed than the regular Awkward Turtle. In this awkward, you follow these steps:
1) Place your INDEX and MIDDLE fingers from your LEFT hand on your lower eyelids; index below left eye, middle below right eye. This should form a V-Shape with your first two fingers.
2) Place your INDEX finger from your RIGHT hand up, underneath the V in your left hand, onto the tip of your nose.
3) Push your nose up, forming a 'snout'.
4) Wiggle RIGHT hand.
Aka, make a pig face using fingers to pull down eyelids, and one finger to wiggle your snout.
1) Daniel went bright red whilst asking an attractive PE teacher about sport, and eventually he couldn't get any words out. The only thing to do was highlight the awkwardity. Marcus brought out his best rendition of the Awkward Turtle, but this was insufficient to show how truly awkward the situation was. Thankfully, Jake was quick to bring things under control by utilising the Awkward Pig.
2) Daniel slipped and tripped down the stairs in front of his whole school year. It was thoroughly embarrassing. Recognising an unusually high awkwardity level, David whacked out the Awkward Pig.
when texting or talking to someone online and they drop the "k" bomb. naturally, this short and insensitive 'k' is a conversation ender/killer/self destructor. it should be avoided at all costs if you remotely care about the person you are talking to.
however, when trying to be a bitch or an asshole, the awkward k is a perfectly acceptable means of communicating your cuntiness.
"hey im gonna go watch drop dead gorgeous. ill be over in 15 minutes. is that cool?"
"k" (awkward k)
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-Awkward Stacking- occurs when an awkward moment happens in a chat room , and the person on the other end of the conversation stops replying, and you keep adding more messages hoping to break the ice not knowing that your only making the moment more uncomfortable. This usually amounts up in the other person getting annoyed or freaked out and logging off.
(An analogy for this is like being a cardboard box manufacturer. Someone who keeps stacking boxes over an awkward moment hoping to fix it. But dosent realize that the more Boxes he stacks on top of it equals it being even harder to clear up the moment.)
~below is an example of Awkward Stacking~
(chat room)
Awesomeness151- Hi whats up?
Katie575- oh hey =)
Awesomeness151- you looked cute in that skirt today
Katie575-ummm....yeah
Awesomeness151-totally lol
(6 minutes go by without a reply.)
Awesomeness151- lmao im awesome
Awesomeness151-soooooo....
Awesomeness151-umm how was your day?
Awesomeness151-Mine was aight =D
Awesomeness151- Just feeding my dog =
Awesomeness151-......
Awesomeness151-so what you wanna talk about? lol XD
(Katie575 is now offline.)
Awesomeness151- alright koolz talk to you tomorrow then.
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the act of somebody walking awkwardly into a room while only wearing a towel.
Frank: oh hey claudine.
oh shit you're in towel! *awkward emily*
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A situation becomes bi-awkward when members of the same sex feel uncomfortable with each other due to a homosexual occurrence.
David felt bi-awkward after James patted him on the ass, repeatedly.
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