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Backseat fruity looping is a sexual act wherein one partner applies a colored, sweetened substance to their lips and then proceeds to 'loop' the other partner's rectum with the substance, by pressing their lips against their backside.
"Lex backseat fruity looped Jordan's asshole the other night. He shat green for a week."
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Co-opted from the first episode of television show "Daria", it refers to a common courtship ritual amongst teenagers, in chronological order. "Movie", for going to see a film; "Burger", for having a bite to eat; and "Backseat" for the sexual activities that take place in the back of a car.
"They've been going out for a while and he's been getting upset because other guys have been asking her out. And she saying she can't help it if she's attractive and popular. And besides, nobody ever said they were going steady, and if he does want to go steady, he's got to do a lot more than just movie-burger-backseat, movie-burger-backseat, because there are plenty of guys with bigger backseats waiting to take her some place nice!"
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Someone who doesn't actually practice a martial art of any sort, but loves to comment on them like their an expert. Quite similar in concept to that of a backseat driver. They tend to obtain most of their martial knowledge from internet video clips, free TV airings of fights, and sometimes they might even spring for a pay-per view match. A common favorite move of the backseat martial artists to try and perform is the armbar, which they typically learn from watching old clips of Royce Gracie and not from an actual dojo.
Once only staunch supporters of BJJ, they have now decided to extend some of their divine credibility to that of Muay Thai.
Person: What kind of kung fu should I take?
Backseat Martial Artist: Take BJJ
BMA2: Grappling is the most effective form of fighting, therefore you should definitely try to use it against multiple opponents.
BMA3: That won't work in real life, trust me I know
BMA4: Well in a real fight............... *5 paragraphs of bad spelling later*.... and thats why you should take BJJ
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Anyone (or even possibly a group) that stands over your shoulder while playing chess, and the person always claims to see an awesome move for either you or your opponent. This gets so annoying especially when you the moron says, "Oh you didn't see this awesome move!" Then points his fat finger on your board, or touches the pieces. They cause me slight stress due to their annoying hints for the person I am supposed to checkmate...or they keep saying in my ear like a slimy snake, "I see a good move." Sometimes their moves are good, but most of the time they have not a clue what they are talking about and can stick you in a worse situation or cost you a nice piece. Do not take advice from them, and if your opponent is a real chess player they will give them the bird and tell them to shut up or shove off. The best way to repel them is to just ignore them, or flat out tell them you can play better than they can and then prove it in a match.
Stop helping, damn backseat Chess Player.
This term, backseat cotton picker, is typically used against older people of African decent as a derogatory term for the reasons of them being so old that they had to once sit at the back of a bus and pick cotton from a plantation.
African American Male: "Ay yo, my nigga, you see dat backseat cotton picker ova dare?"
African American Female: " Yeah. Da hell u telln' me dat fo' my nigga?"
African American Male: " I was thinkn' when his old ass goes in dat gas station we steal his car, ya dig?"
African American Female: "I hear ya."
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When you are driving with four people in the car and your friend in the backseat is getting a Blow Job while laughing uncontrollably. Typically the people in the front seat are unaware of what is happening behind them.
Person 1- Dude I heard Gabe got a Backseat chicken choker in your car.
Person 2- Yea i didn't even notice because i was driving.
Person 1- Dude that guy is a legend.
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someone who leans over your shoulder while texting
dammit Bryan quit being A backseat texter
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