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Where the doctor inserts an umbrella down the uthera then scraps out any sexually transmitted diseases from having sex with dirtys
I had to goto the doctor after banging a filthy to get a backwards umbrella to get rid of sti
As opposed to a normal, frontal push, this is literally when you turn around and push someone blindly with your arms upside down.
To be backwards pushed is the ultimate embarassment and it can only be equated with another backwards push or a well placed elbow punch.
"Hey, thats the kid that got backwards pushed the other day"
"Yea, lets throw dirt and queso at him"
taking the first letters of two words and switching them, a great way to confuse and baffle the general population
Reverse backwards is a language that turns "Sinks like a rock" into"rinks like a sock"
‘I am a gay’
Say that into a megaphone in a public area.
Do it pussy.
Man one: “hey man, what is Yagami backwards?”
Man two: “I am a gay”
Both : “…”
*They both then have hardcore sex*
This one is tough, so good luck. It starts out like doggy style, but then the guy turns around and goes butt to butt. You'll probably need a double jointed penis to bend around like that, so if anyone actually accomplishes it uninjured, you win.
"Dude, i pulled the backwards bear on her last night and it may have broken my dick..."
A hipster, who instead of finding new things before they're popular, finds old things before they're popular. They use things that were never mainstream in there own time.
Dave: this album is so hipster!
Carl: dude it's like 5 years old, it's backwards hipster
We were playing twister and I slipped a backwards goat on her when she wasn't expecting it.