Flesh Bagel

vagina

Megan Fox has a flesh bagel becuase she is a female.

blood bagel

When your mate has hemorroids and he pushes too hard resulting in a bloody asshole that looks like a bagel covered in blood

"Yo, did you see Rick? Dudes suffering from a total blood bagel"

Cincinnati bagel

A sex position where someone squeezes their stomach fat around their naval, creating a bagel-like structure. They are then penetrated through the orifice of the newly created bagel until climax is achieved. After, the surface of the bagel is evenly coated with semen, giving it the appearance of a nice cream cheese spread.

I got kicked out of an orgy in Hollywood for giving someone a Cincinnati Bagel. They didn’t believe it was Organic or Gluten-free.

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The Queen’s Bagel

Reference to your girl’s tight little asshole. The bunghole. The sphincter.

I’ll be buttering the queen’s bagel tonight.

I declare that’s the queen’s bagel was quite fresh when I poached the hole.

The Bagel Effect

The effect caused when Miles Morales in "Spiderman - Into the spiderverse" threw a bagel at a man which caused an extremely strong villian to be known as "The spot" who could possibly cause the end of the spiderverse

"You all know the bagel effect? I guess you could say that bagel really hit the spot."

saucy bagel

To be very, very intoxicated / drunk / wasted / smashed.

After your friend drunk dials you, you might say: "Whoa, there! You're a little bit saucy bagel arn't ya?"

Howie Bagel

GIRL WITH A FAT ASS AND LOVES DAVEN BARTLETT WITH ALL OF HER HEART

“Howie Bagel loves Daven.”