Reference to your girl’s tight little asshole. The bunghole. The sphincter.
I’ll be buttering the queen’s bagel tonight.
I declare that’s the queen’s bagel was quite fresh when I poached the hole.
A Stoner Bagel is a uniquely Canadian treat, raving from the east, possibly originating in Sudbury. It is a common meal usually ordered at a Tim Hortons, while they can still be made at home also. A Stoner Bagel (from my region) consists of an everything bagel (Toasted), herb and garlic cream cheese & bacon (extra is a possibility) This will satisfy the hunger of even the most stoned.
"Yo bud, wanna rip down to Tim's and get some munchies?"
"Oh yeah mate, thinking stoner bagels?"
"Read my mind bud"
To be very, very intoxicated / drunk / wasted / smashed.
After your friend drunk dials you, you might say: "Whoa, there! You're a little bit saucy bagel arn't ya?"
GIRL WITH A FAT ASS AND LOVES DAVEN BARTLETT WITH ALL OF HER HEART
The effect caused when Miles Morales in "Spiderman - Into the spiderverse" threw a bagel at a man which caused an extremely strong villian to be known as "The spot" who could possibly cause the end of the spiderverse
"You all know the bagel effect? I guess you could say that bagel really hit the spot."
A seagull found on the southern coast of Maine that is known to take bagels from dumpsters and the like.
Yo did you see that the bagel king got another bagel!