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tea bagger

Uneducated, uninformed, mentally challenged, political conservative who believes we should "go back to the teachings of the USS constitution" where women, people of color, and non-land owning peasants cannot vote. Many of same can't read the US constitution, have no intellectual inquisitiveness, and attempt to cover their wanton ignorance with tough/physical posturing to purvey that since they can't make a cogent argument; they will resort to beating their intellectual superiors. Unfortunately for them, boasting of brawn further betrays their misguided and simpleton views.

After a revival meeting of the ignorant; with a sly grin, Elmer the tea bagger, wiped his chin.

by jaaxxn March 26, 2011

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double bagger

When your sack mate's face isn't up to par/will make you vomit and then choke on it in horror, you put a brown paper bag over their head and one over yours, just in case theirs falls off

yeah man you should have seen her, i feel bad for the bag. total double bagger

by supernabes January 18, 2009

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carpet bagger

a fucking yank who needs to stay on his own side of the mason dixon line.

You see that carpet bagger done come down from New York?
yeah shot me that feller, gonna hang 'im on me wall over thar

by charlie daniels October 26, 2004

134๐Ÿ‘ 210๐Ÿ‘Ž


T-baggers

A failing government party. The Tea Party; A common reference used by Bill Maher

1. The T-baggers will never win an election.

by Theguitarman November 2, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


two bagger

A two bagger is a chick with a rockin' body, but a face that looks like it was beaten with an ugly stick. There are two principal reasons why someone would be called a two bagger. The most common reason is that a gentleman should be able to place one bag over her head and still enjoy the sexual experience, but for good measure will place another bag over his own head in case the aforementioned bag falls off the two bagger. Additionally, should a friend walk into the room while a sexual act with a two-bagger is occurring, the gentleman performing the act will be assured that his identity is protected.

Shawn: "Hey bud, you were a little drunk last night at the bar! If I was as drunk as you, I would have gone home with that butt ugly chick you were talking to! Did you put a bag over her head?"

Todd: "Bud, I would have used one bag, but she was definitely a two bagger."

by ajgutterbags April 27, 2011

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two bagger

When you put a bag over a woman's head during sex plus one over yours in case hers comes off

Shes so ugly, shes definitely a two bagger

by Marcy R November 6, 2006

26๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flea Bagger

Members of Occupy Wall Street sleeping and living in unsanitary conditions

Synonyms--Free Bagger, Fee Bagger (members of Occupy Wall Street that want everything for free); Pee Bagger (urinates outside usually on other members tents); Street Progressives.

Antonym- Tea Party

Oh wow man did you see that Flea Bagger take a dump on that police car?

by Yknotnow November 17, 2011

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