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baking cupcakes

A euphemism for not getting any sex, and possibly doing another activity (ie: stress baking) to relieve the stress of celibacy.

Cindy: What's up, Jon?
Jon: Just hanging out, baking cupcakes.
Cindy: Oh, I love cupcakes! Save me some!
Jon: That's not what I...oh, never mind. Wanna do it?
Cindy: Not really
Jon: Then I guess I'll keep baking cupcakes.

by failboy September 20, 2009

38๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


bake a cake

To kill or murder used in the south especially by bloods

If that snitch come around here ima bake a cake for that nigga.

by Suicide123987 December 21, 2009

155๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirty baking

After a man ejaculates in a girls ass, she lets the goo drip into her pussy with the end goal being pregnancy.

Johnny comes in his girls butt in the doggy style position and she lets it slide out and go into her pussy in an attempt to become pregnant... Dirty Baking...

by DrewiswerD April 13, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


baked lay

Refers to an act of sexual intercourse during which the speaker was under the influence of marijuana.

Jessie and Joe got so stoned last night, then they took their clothes off and had a baked lay.

by Al Hakayfak October 5, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sit and bake

After the inital drop of crap that comes out, you feel more coming but only gas is being released. So you sit and bake the crap that you had release with your warm fart making the whole room smell even worst.

Damn, why do people sit and bake in this bathroom, it makes this bathroom smell like crap.

by Z3roadmaster October 8, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


baked in the cake

1) a situation that is so involved and interwoven which is basically impossible to be fully extricated
2) Something which is so obvious or basically impossible to avoid
3) already reflected in a stock's market price by the expected information such as projected earning or unconfirmed news report

A serious global recession is baked in the cake
The dilemma of long-lasting unemployment rate is baked in the cake
The interest hike at the Fed's next meeting is baked in the cake

by vanderpol September 5, 2010

21๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


fake bake

when bitches go to tanning salons to get thier tans, because they cant move their lazy asses outside and get a real one

Lorry: did you see that girl?
Bob: the one with the fake bake?

by you do not know me..... May 3, 2003

192๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž