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Beautiful, handsome, every single girl in a 50 mile radius has a wet pussy when near a person name Baron.
Girl: Why am I so wet?
Girl 2: probably a Baron nearby
He is a very napoleon type of guy small but funny and wants everyone to be his friend. You need a Baron in your life he is very smart, funny, and can always have your back. He also can be quite rude and explicit sometimes. But it's very occasionally.
A man who gets no females, he is a lowlife who does nothing but stargaze.
Look at baron looking in his telescope. What a fucking nerd.
In Texas Hold 'em poker when you start with a pair of twos.
A mighty Baron's Pocket there.
He was like, this super badass immigrant gay himbo in the American Revolution and a bunch of crappy places are named after him. Okay so Germany kicked him out for being gay, Ben Franklin sent him and his boyfriend here, He did a bunch of awesome stuff, gave us some Prussian drilling, made us have half a chance against the British, wrote the first ever drill manual for the U.S., yelled at us in German and French, oh and he had a spoiled ass doggo he loved named Azor. Picked up two more twinks, got this lil ol house, died there, the end. He was friends with, like, all the important people your teacher actually tells you about. He was only being paid half. So yeah, he slayed.
random soldier: OH MY GOD WHO TF WAS THAT BARON VON STEUBEN GUY I HATE HIS BOOK, WHY DO WE HAVE TO CARRY IT AROUND!?
Me: Bro I wish I had one, BUT THEY'RE 80 FUCKING DOLLARS!?
200 years ago:
Baron Von Steuben: hey y'all I'm your new sugar daddy drillmaster
Du Ponceau: I'm his emotional support French twink
Walker: I'm just here for the money.
North: Hi, I'm one of the boyfriends, and I have a minor drinking problem
Azor: ruff ruff
AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BARON'S HAREM OF GAY FRENCHIES IN A NUTSHELL!
Washington: I don't get paid enough for this.
LaFayette: I don't get paid anything for this!
Baroning is the act of casually lying by inventing stories or modifying existing ones.
Baroning probably has its origins in Latin America and became a worldwide phenomenon in late 2018.
The word is derived from the famous German Baron Münchhausen (1720-1797), a guy that casually lied his way around. His most famous thief pistols (for definition see urban dictionary) were:
- riding on a canon ball over the enemy lines, scouting their positions, and then casually stepping over onto an oncoming cannon ball in the opposite direction to return to his groups
Spanish: baronear
German: baroning
English: "He really baroned his way out of this story when his wife asked him about his whereabouts last night."
"She said she can't make it tonight, because there's a problem with the door lock" - "sounds like classic baroning to me"
Spanish: Esta chica colombiana está baroneando muchísimo últimamente, es una verdadera pistolera de ladrón