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To go to the bathroom is to cheat. Mostly used by immature middle schoolers when they go to the bathroom and look up answers on their iphone.
Zarqa: I'm going to fail this test! I didn't study I was too busy on my insta
person two: just go to the bathroom ;)
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Crude humor that is almost always associated with defecation, urination, flatulence, and vomiting. The occasional exception occurs while combining sexual and bathroom humor together, resulting in some pretty outrageous shit.
After I saw two girls one cup, I puked and ate it again, attempting to prevent any further mind fucking from the atrociousness that is now branded in my brain until the day I die. It was somebody's sick idea of bathroom humor.
Elvis died on the toilet, trying to pass a turd. An early example of bathroom humor.
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Commensing in hot doggy-style sex while in the bathroom of a fast food retaraunt. Usually a Burger King or McDonalds. Not wendys though. If done through the butthole even better.
"Me and my girl are going to Mcdonalds yo"
"Cool"
"And we'll hopefully have some bathroom sex my man!"
"NIce!. See you later dude"
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The place "that one guy" takes you because there are no other options.
I followed him into the bathroom knowing there was no turning back but I could not resist his charm and confident stride.
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After partying continuously for a few hours, and still feeling fine, you sit on the toilet to use the bathroom, and it is then and there that you realize you are totally wasted.
"OMG you guys, I just had a bathroom realization, I need to drink water for awhile."
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Similar to how dogs tag a tree or fire hydrant....
in humans, it's an act of vandalism where someone (primarily males) will urinate all over a bathroom.
Doorknob, sink, toilet, paper products... EVERYTHING!!! And it's super gross, bc the staff of the establishment has to clean it up.
That dude was so pissed he didn't get a discount on his nachos that he tried tagging the bathroom.... there's piss everywhere!
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The flatmate's bathroom where one is wont to lay a hefty steaming log when getting caught short in female company and not wanting her to hear the inevitable thunder and splashdown.
I want to do a poo, I want to do a poo in Paul's bathroom.
Sorry love, I'm gonna have to go to Paul's bathroom for this one as it's gonna stink.
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