1% phone battery

Basically, death.

Omg! I have 1% phone battery. I need a charger or I'm gonna die!!!!!!!😱

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Battery acid

A great technique to get rid of acne, use this and instead of acne a deformed face. Win win!

Bro I just rubbed my acne with battery acid and look at me now *moans in pain*

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reckless battery burns

Silly song created by team 6X111! This song features a very silly android named Tamari who explores the silly world!

Gosh! I love the song reckless battery burns by team 6X111!

Fear of low battery

FOLB - Always worrying that you don't have enough power left in your cell phone battery

I spend 1/2 my life talking on my phone and the other 1/2 with a fear of low battery

My battery is low

What you say when you turn on your smart phone.

I just got this smart phone and my battery is low. Damn, I just charged it this morning.

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20 percent of Battery

a moment when an iPod or music player has 20 percent left of battery

symptoms include moaning, groaning, complaining, frustration and eventual boredom

"I'm ready to play infinity blade 2!"

*2 hours later*

screen "20 percent of battery"

"FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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9 volt battery

1 A power source.

2 A simile for your girlfriend's brown eye.

Your girlfriend's ring-piece is like a 9 volt battery. You spend too long looking at it and you're going to want to stick your tongue on it.

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