Cut Queue Barbecue BBQ

A phrase you shout out when someone cuts in your queue to publicly humiliate the person in front of a whole croud. Typically used by kindergarten and preschool children.

Adam : 'cuts the queue'
Josh : CuT QueUE baRbeCue BbQ! You just committed a crime in the neighborhood.

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bbq sauce on my titties

Something to say to a girl men you're horny. Makes them cum much faster and it will turn them on! Also a good word to call your grandparents, it will turn them on really fast so that its easy to have sex with them after.
Donald Trump said "bbg sauce on my titties" when he fucked his wife to get his child.

guy: hey babe, bbq sauce on my titties!
girl: Omg baby! Youŕe making me cum soo fast aaaahhhhhhhhh!!!
guy: thats what I like to hear;)
girl: Baby spit in my ear!

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pwn-wtf-bbq

A verb, used when some gets excessively owned. Using acronyms and leet speak.

Dude when I was playing Ninja Gaiden Alma pwn-wtf-bbq'd me!!!!!

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Regan BBQ foot message

Started by Pussy Pratt and now Regan makes you burgers and gives u a foot message. The best part is, you don’t pay him; he pays you

I’m going to get a Regan BBQ foot message.

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Texas BBQ sugardaddy piping bag breastmilking

Firstly, you need to find a pregnant transgender sugar daddy. This can be done anywhere, but preferably Texas. You begin by taking them to a public pizza restaurant (the public bit is the fun part) and sitting down and ordering a large Texas BBQ pizza to share. You start feeding each other pizza and then inserting some into a piping bag that you brought with you. Put the piping bag aside while the trans sugar daddy encourages their boobs to lactate. They pull their top up and lactate into the piping bag. Then you resume feeding each other, but now using the piping bag with the breastmilk and pizza. After this many people will proceed to fuck whilst feeding each other with the piping bag, sometimes at home or sometimes at the public pizza place. This act is frowned upon largely and you need to be granted special permission by Caitlin Jenner in order to perform the act. The act must be completed in silence and the participants must not talk to each other during the process.

Oh boy Johnny, did you see that Texas bbq sugardaddy piping bag breastmilking in the pizza place the other day?!

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Pony cat fish gum bbq

You dont know only jhc members and josh himself know.. which he shouldnt

Wow that was some good pony cat fish gum bbq... D-UNIT!

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BBq Friend

Any friend that helps spit roast a woman

Joe is my bbq friend, we like to high five as we spit roast our girlfriends.