Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.
Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.
Example 2:
That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.
Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.
The blending of Nigerian brothers. Like a Nigerian orgy.
Hey wanna have a Nigerian blender?
Person 1:im gonna have some oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom :person 2: ewww
blender nonsense, meaning nothing works properly in this god damned software
example 1 :
I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you
example 2 :
***** - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...
****** Someone said cocks?
***** - Cabbage
**** - What is wrong with these people smh my head
*********** Oh hi ****, i just wanted to say i love you so much, you and *** are so talented
blender nonsense, meaning nothing works properly in this god damned software
example 1 :
I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you
example 2 :
##### - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...
###### Someone said cocks?
##### - Cabbage
#### - What is wrong with these people smh my head
########### Oh hi ####, i feel like i want to say once again, i love you so much, you and ### are so talented
Someone who thinks they are the opposite gender
*James Charles walks by*
Guy: look at that Gender Blender
Beauty blender-ing is a phrase invented by the beautiful Youtuber and glam-girl Amber Scholl. Beauty blender-ing means that you are blending your make up with a beauty blender.
She is beauty blender-ing her makeup to the gods!
Oh, she need to do some beauty blender-ing.