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A motor cyclist who is convinced that he is invincible and rides at maximum speed at all times. It is only a matter of time before he liquidises his internal organs in a major accident.
Jeez, did you see Steve on his CBR? That dude is a real organ blender, a waste of good kidneys if you ask me.
Position in which you sit on and spin like crazy. You can set to many different levels, including pulsating. Include fruit and frozen yogurt for fun. Right after you must walk to a real blender and assemble a real smoothie.
The Blender of Love we did last night put my body into a tizzy.
The loosest pussy around. Lips hanging out so long she has to tuck them in.
Juan: Hey Jose did you hear about Linda?
Jose: Ya, I heard she had mad roast beef in a blender!
When you stick your dick in the blenders and ejaculate and use the cum to make a smoothie
Jack let’s make a Russian blender
An act in which a sex partner gives you a blowjob with braces on
My girlfriend gave me a Dick Blender last night
Person 1:im gonna have some oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom :person 2: ewww
blender nonsense, meaning nothing works properly in this god damned software
example 1 :
I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you
example 2 :
***** - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...
****** Someone said cocks?
***** - Cabbage
**** - What is wrong with these people smh my head
*********** Oh hi ****, i just wanted to say i love you so much, you and *** are so talented