booty blessed

When the ass is so big, it HAS to be from God himself

Damn! Did you see Kaitlynn today? She's booty blessed!!!!

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blessing the bathroom

The act of gracing the man's throne. Granting a blessing to a bathroom with one's feces. Several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.

Wife: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!"
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."

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Pre-bless

The act of 'blessing' somebody before they sneeze, if you can't be bothered waiting for them to actually let it out

Bob opens his mouth, about to sneeze.
Bob: "Aaaa...Aahhhh...!"
Bill: "Bless you!"
Bob: "Choooooo!"
Bob: "Ahaha thanks for the pre-bless there :)"

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bless me

To show some one Nudes

Ayy jenna u should bless me tonight

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Bless you?

When someone says something so crazy it basically sounds like they are sneezing, so your only response is bless you?

Haley: “Yo that dude is so hot I’d let him fuck me with a tooth brush while a handstand”
Me: “Bless you?”

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The Popes blessing

Anointing your partner with your dick , using it like the Pope blesses people with holy water.

"So yeah, last night; I took that little Catholic girl out, I guess it went well. Gave her the popes blessing.

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bless down

The antonym of bless up, indicating a feeling of disappointment and/or hopelessness.

Karina: "I haven't pooped in four days."

Abbie: "Bless down."

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