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The Name Given to the Condition of an Australian's Eyes after days awake on amphetamines.
Guy 1: "Shit Mate, look at the crust on Muggas Eyes!
Guy 2: "Fuckin Bloke-Eyes For Sure"
someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am
"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"
"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"
Another way to say, “it is what it is”
“Wow I’m really upset that i didn’t win the raffle “
“Thems the blokes”
Celebrated on May 15, Sit with your blokes at the dinner table, near Birmingham, London.
Today is National Bloke Day ye? Quite amusing my jolly friend. Lets enjoy the evenin', in the National Bloke Day.
Similar to a choke hold, but in lieu of grasping the neck of the opponent, one grasps his tallywhacker.
The motion is the same despite this, and the move utilized for similar effect
"The Undertaker ended his long duel with John Cena with a bloke hold. Even John Cena didn't see it coming."
A man born in the early to mid 90s whose primary source of information is semi-comic youtube videos. They are usually sceptical of new forms of social media and consume content that reaffirms their existing beliefs.
At social gatherings Youtube Blokes can be found sharing their favourite videos with others. Although the reason for this behaviour is uncertain it has been theorised to be a sign of affection.
Max spent three hours this morning watching old fail army videos. He's become such a youtube bloke since we graduated.