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a game to play on car rides instead of punch-buggy where bingo means a volkswagen bug, bango means a yellow car, and bongo means a convertible
person 1: look bingo bango bongo!
person 2: that’s not a vw bug. it’s only a bango bongo.
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so the boys in my class made this a code word for 'thats what she said'. So I thought I would brighten your life with this glorious phrase that way you too can use it as a code word in school and baffle teachers and parental units
(this happened irl out teacher was mad at us)
boy 1: "yo teach come on its almost winter break let us have fun"
teach: "if you prove you can handle it until then we will do questions in the book"
boy 1: "ok"
~five minutes later we are doing questions~
teach: some sorta question I want really listening
boy 1 and 2: makes farting noises and laughing and being generally immature
teach: "thats fine I can go all day"
boy 1 and 2: BINGO BANGO BONGO
(sorry that was so long)
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Someone who drinks the bong water
Yo man he's got nasty bongo lips
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When feces accidentally sprays out of the anus during the course of performing a lawnmower and is addressed by tapping it back into the anus, much like beating on a bongo drum.
How'd that orgy go, Max?
Oh, not too well, Horace. I had to administer a rusty lawnmower bongo drum. You see, I got a little wild with my pull on the anal beads and had to bust out my Billie Jean drum beats to quell the flow of ass butter. Thank God my 4-4 timing was impeccable otherwise it may have been much worse.
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A really long, rippling fart, which sounds like the sound effect on Scooby Doo when they run on the spot madly after seeing a ghost.
And next on Classical Musician of the Year, John Cage will play Chorus like Mama Joe's Bongos, on the rusty sherriff's badge.
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Jessica: WOW SHE HAS MASSIVE SPICY BONGOS :0
Maria: Jessica what the actual FUCK is wrong with you. You gay ass bitch :/
a bro', dude or best bud who plays bongos, congas or other hand percussion instruments, especially one with whom you jam, play, or hang with often.
"Hey, man, I want you to meet my bongo brother, Brio--we've played together for over 20 years."
"Yeah, we've been in the band longer than some people have been married!"