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A congregation of awkward intellectuals (or variant).
"Have you seen the Dutchtown Quiz Bowl team? Those guys are lit."
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A term coined at Crockett disc golf field in Franklin, TN describing the nature of discs that land upside down appearing to look like a dog bowl.
Andrei: Man, I’ve been dog bowling all day. Am I holding the disc wrong?
Elliott: It’s just the trees that keep flipping it over.
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In the military, a term used to describe someone else's turf/territory (literal or metaphorical), with an implication that the owner is unreasonably defensive about their area.
- "We were gonna run some ops in Task Force Thunder's AO, but they're all freaked out about us getting all up in their rice bowl, so they canked the whole FRAGO."
- "I had some great ideas about how to fix all these problems with the motor pool, but Sgt Thompson blew them all off because he thinks he owns the whole lot; what a rice-bowling ass-hat."
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HISTORY:
Blood bowls, now commonly practiced only in northern Austria, mainly consist of massive male self-mutilation accompanied by female menstruation. The combination of the two was pioneered in 1879 by Grover Cleveland, and was a major selling point during his 1885 presidential campaign. Following his election into office, the "blood bowling" practice spread overseas, being particularly well-received by Austria and Germany, both well known for occasionally delving into dark sexual practices. Following Cleveland's first term, he attempted to shift his political focus from blood bowls to more controversial topics as definition of human rights, but was met with a loss. Cleveland subsequently returned to his roots, reportedly engaging in anywhere from thirty to fifty blood bowls a day. His second attempt at a second term, in 1893, was a success - he took to performing blood bowls in public, rousing his supporters into an unstoppable rage of gory arousal. Four years of debauchery followed Grover Cleveland's reelection, but the exhaustion of his service proved to be the undoing of his sinister sexual practice. Blood bowling's popularity dropped rapidly in all regions of the world except northern Austria, where it is still "enjoyed" to this day.
PROCEDURE:
Blood bowls, which must be undertaken in any sort of large bowl or urn (hence the name), are commonly, yet logically associated with sadomasochism. The male must begin the ritual by first severing his erect penis at the head, spilling pints of blood into the urn. Once a healthy puddle has accumulated, the female must present her own offering - plunging a knife repeatedly into the walls of her menstruating genitalia. At this point, the female's work is finished, but the male must continue to mutilate his manhood, utilizing any grotesque method his imagination can provide. Once he feels he has done sufficient work, he inserts himself into the female as he would for normal intercourse - note that at this point, the bowl in which he and his partner are copulating should be drenched in blood at least three inches in depth. As a result of the mutual genital deformation, intercourse is accompanied by blinding pain. Masochists, therefore, take great pleasure in the experience.
"Dude, Grover Cleveland totally blood bowled my wife the other day, and we're getting a divorce."
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Proclaimed by many as "the best way to eat pussy". A sexual endeavor in which the guy spoons soft ice cream onto the girls cooch. After which, he proceeds to eat the ice cream and then lick out that vagee. The best thing about waffle bowls...once your finished lickin out that ice cream, you get to eat the bowl!! As long as the ice cream isn't too cold, the chilling sensation can feel quite nice for the girl.
Warning: girls, wash your meat curtains after, sugars from the ice cream can result in infection if you don't! And nobody likes a smelly infected squish mitten.
Teenage guy "It's so hot outside! A little ice cream would be great right now"
Cougar "You know whats good when it's hot out? My vagina in your face"
Teenage guy "Why not both?!"
Cougar "OK!"
Teenage guy "WAFFLE BOWL TIME!"
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Occurs around the middle of the third quarter of the Super Bowl. The Stupor Bowl is when the guys who have been drinking since 2:00 finally collapse into a drunken stupor in front of the TV.
Damn dude, what was that noise? Oh its just Dave; stupor bowl...Oh crap he just puked in the dip.
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