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An australian breakfast is when your partner is asleep and you wake them up with oral sex. It's eating out, but down under.
Tomorrow morning, I'm going to treat you to an Australian Breakfast
When a single man bangs the chick he did last night instead of eating breakfast.
I had a bachelors breakfast this morning with Jessica Alba :)
Having a Tim Horton’s medium double double with a joint first thing in the morning.
Hey bud is that Canadian Breakfast you got there? What a beauty eh
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When you wake up in the morning and scrape the fresh morning cheese from last nights activities. Directly from both the tip and surround of the bellend. This is delicious both hot and cold, usually on a platter. Must be presented veiny side up with a side of fresh man yoghurt/girl butter.
I had a really filling cheesy breakfast this morning.
a.k.a. Black Bear Diner, Breakfast Bear is prob THE most clutch spot to get your body the nourishment it needs after a long, hard night of drinking - or any type of partying for that matter - only as long as it's long and hard though (that's what she said).
John: Dude...I am sooooooo hungover. I can't even believe that I'm even awake right now.
Pete/ Dude: I know, right?! I actually think I'm still drunk.
Randy: (walks out scratching himself) Fuck! I just threw up a little bit. I'm doin, better now...hey Pete, why don't pack the pipe, dude!?
John: For real bro, shit! What's taking you so long?!
***smokes weed***
Randy: Hey dudes, you know would be so awesome right now?
Pete: BREAKFAST BEAR!!!!
John: Ya...BREAKFAST BEAR!
A Redbull and a cigarette.
I'm fucking starving, all I've had today is a Tart's Breakfast.
What's that?
A Redbull and a fag.
Throwing up after a heavy night on the sauce.
I shouldn't have drunk all that baileys last night.i was up at 5 for the singing breakfast!