Random
Source Code
Random
When you fill her pussy with cereal, then punch her in the stomach so hard it comes shooting back into your mouth.
Mike: Hey bro, how was your night?
Davis: Pretty great, I took my girl out for Boston Breakfast
An australian breakfast is when your partner is asleep and you wake them up with oral sex. It's eating out, but down under.
Tomorrow morning, I'm going to treat you to an Australian Breakfast
a.k.a. Black Bear Diner, Breakfast Bear is prob THE most clutch spot to get your body the nourishment it needs after a long, hard night of drinking - or any type of partying for that matter - only as long as it's long and hard though (that's what she said).
John: Dude...I am sooooooo hungover. I can't even believe that I'm even awake right now.
Pete/ Dude: I know, right?! I actually think I'm still drunk.
Randy: (walks out scratching himself) Fuck! I just threw up a little bit. I'm doin, better now...hey Pete, why don't pack the pipe, dude!?
John: For real bro, shit! What's taking you so long?!
***smokes weed***
Randy: Hey dudes, you know would be so awesome right now?
Pete: BREAKFAST BEAR!!!!
John: Ya...BREAKFAST BEAR!
A Redbull and a cigarette.
I'm fucking starving, all I've had today is a Tart's Breakfast.
What's that?
A Redbull and a fag.
Throwing up after a heavy night on the sauce.
I shouldn't have drunk all that baileys last night.i was up at 5 for the singing breakfast!
Sitting on your lovers face to wake them up
Dear lord Sheila, you could have showered before that surprise breakfast
The flakes of dried jizz stickin around after a night of good lovin.
After a fun night of sexy times, Matt cleaned off his stomach with a dishrag, then proceeded to dry the dishes with the rag. Now everyone in the house has eaten Matt's breakfast chips.