baltimore brownie

the act of shitting on the top of a girls head and jizzing on the shit...only can be completed by the most advanced of men

baltimore brownie
(mid-blow job)
"damn i gotta shit"-guy
"ok but wen u get up can u get me a brownie, im hungry"-bitch
"alright if u say so"
(proceeds to pull out, shit on the top of her head, and then blowing his man juice on the top of the freshly steamed shit)
"ahhh wtf i thought u loved me"-bitch
"NOPE!....leaves the house and proceeds to tell all his friends

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brownie points

an earned, nonmonetary credit for efforts made, even if efforts did not achieve desired results

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brownie blizzard

When you have an ice cube in your mouth and toss someone's salad.

"I totally gave her a brownie blizzard"

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Fire brownie

1. A bowel movement.

2. Taking a huge, long overdue dump or crap.

Hey Clem, I done did a fire brownie this mornin' and dang that done felt good.

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tard brownie

The brownies that were sold every Friday in the courtyard of my high school. They were named this because the special kids (the retards) made them during the school week. They were however infamous because regardless of there mental ability, the brownies were delicious.

Dude, I'm going to go grab some tard brownies from the courtyard. Want to come?

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Brownie Sundae

When a guy takes a crap in another guys mouth and then the guy with the crap in his mouth sucks the other guys dick... so then the guy that crapped had his own crap all over his dick and then he gives the other guy anal, transferring his crap in to the other guys anus.

"Hey, your crap is in my rectum because of that brownie sundae"
"A brownie sundae is the dirtiest thing you could possibly do."

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Hash brownie

A brownie that is baked using weed. Eating these brownies results in more of a body high, then a head high. A common misconception is that putting weed on anything will get you high. In fact, there needs to be a high fat substance(ex. Butter) to bring out the effects of the THC(active ingredient in marijuana)

That hash brownie really got me baked last night, and it

tasted like chocolate:)

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