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The positive boost in sales or votes received by people who are guests on Comedy Central's The Colbert Report.
After appearing on The Cobert Report, the previously unknown candidate got the Colbert bump and pulled ahead in the polls.
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something one would do to please the landlord
They bump puffies to please the landlord.
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An assinine attempt to slow traffic in parking lots or on roads. These bumps are put in by assholes in an attempt to reduce speeds on main through roads in some residential areas. Speed bumps often result in cussing by the "victims" who want to exercise their rights to travel on smooth public roads. Often these pissed off people will speed up excessively after passing over a speed bump to spite the assholes responsible!
Speed bumps are assholes in asphalt form!
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Sex, as in thrusting two hairy, smelly parts of the body into each other till gooey liquids spurt out.
We were bumping nasties all night man, she was looser than my ass after an all you can eat mexican buffet!
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When you're too impatient to wait for a response on a forum thread, you write "bump 10char" to push it to the top of the forum so more people will see it. The 10char part is to meet the requirement of some forums to have 10 characters in a post.
Original poster: What's your favorite Pokemon?
*Five seconds without a response*
Original poster: Bump 10char
New poster: Pikachu.
Original poster: Yay! A response!
When on an online car game your player is at a delay causing your car to hit other players when you didn't hit them or you hit a car that isn't there anymore.
Man, this game has so much shadow bumping. I keep hitting players!
When you drive by a buddys house and don't have time to visit but want to tell them you love them anyway. Wait to text them until you are at a complete stop, DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE.
(via text)
you: house-bump
buddy: aw! love you too bro.