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someone who steals the girl away from someone else; cock blocker
i was gonna bang this drunk chick, but my roomate jumped in and took her! he's such a smash burglar!
under the leg, reverse grip masterbation manuver.
I walked in on my roomate and he was doing the "CROOKED BURGLAR"
Amsterdam only definition:
a polish dude that sleeps in your cupboard while your not watching.
"dude, I found this massive turd burglar in the cupboard under the stairs"
"bro did u call the police?"
"nah, he ran before I could get my axe"
Someone you accuse of stealing your shit.
"Hey, do you have my lighter?"
"Oh yeah here it is...(pocket)"
"You turd burglar!"
"What the heck is a turd burglar?"
"Someone who keeps stealing my shit!"
What you call a person who robs homeless people
"Did you see that nob end who just stole that street musicians coin jar? What a major turd burglar."
A person who slings turds. A god amongst men. A danger to society. If you are called this you are feared. A villain of sorts. Beware of anyone with the nickname turd burglar. I’m afraid to write this meaning. They may seek me out and wreak hellfire upon me. The power these men wield is dangerous. Be scared and fear the turd burglar.
“Look at that guy, he’s a turd burglar. I would be scared of that god amongst men.”