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A piece of shit in a sleevless flannel shirt. It's a git er done and britches every fuckin minute.
I didn't even know that I was sitting behind Larry the Cable Guy in some restaurant. I heard him blurt out "GIT ER DONE!!!!!" and my ear started bleeding and I couldn't hear out of it. So I turned around found out who it was, and broke the Rebel flag guitar sitting next to him over his brainless head.
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Lan Cable: Some one of gay tendancies. In regards to clothing or persona.
"Man that guys a lan cable"
or
"Gezzz what that guys wearing is so Lan"
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Comedian. Anyone who says he sucks should be sent to Russia and tied to a tree to starve. He is one of the coolst comedians on the planet.
My sister is covered in moles.
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A pretty funny comedian (if you like his kind of humor) from a small town in Nebraska whose real name is Daniel Whitney and is famous for his redneckish comedic act on The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. He is acting and talking as a redneck, but in fact sounds very Upper Midwestern, which is evident when watching his interviews.
Jokes from Larry the Cable Guy:
"We were throwin M-80s in the water (explosion sound with mouth) watchin the fish fly up. Yeah, we blew the aquarium at the dentist's office all to Hell."
"I called one of them 900 talk-dirty numbers the other day; you ever call one of them? Two people, that's it? And those voices sounded familiar to be honest with you. Well don't call it, it's a rip-off. I got a girl that stuttered and it cost me $1,700 on that deal in there."
"My brother celebrated his 2nd wedding anniversary, and they was goin to celebrate. He wanted to have sex, and she wanted to go to Outback, and my grandmother wanted to go to church, have em rededicate the wedding vows. So, they all compromised and they had sex outback of the church."
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the best comidian ever!
should be the president of the united states
Larry the cable guy should be the president.
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The theorem that a cable will not fit into a device until observed.
Even though there are only 2 sides to a charger he had to flip over the charger 5 times before it fit because of the Schrodinger's cable theorem.
1. Generic term for an individual who was granted a position because of nepotism, Affirmative Action quotas, job lottery, etc. but has no marketable skills and contributes nothing to the company.
2. A tongue-in–cheek job title born of a combination of two other slang words: “Cable” (An extended (erect) male sex organ) and “Normalization” (The act of returning something to its normal state, in this case, through copulative release).
3. A foreign intelligence operative.
The "Cable Normalization Specialist" decided that rules were over-rated and he could have his six-year-old design the system while he had a beer.