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A female with a cactus up her vaginal, causing her to be a bitch. This is usualy due to VCS, or Vaginal Cactus Syndrom.
Brianna, you're suck a cactus vagina!
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Emoji used to "Flip the bird" or use you middle finger. Often used to joke around, but it is rarely used seriously.
1. (Not serious) I totally should've won that game of Team Deathmatch, 🌵🌵🌵 *insert cactus emoji here*
2. (Serious) You didn't go to my party to be with your girlfriend? 🌵 *insert cactus emoji here* you, dude.
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noun. a female reproductive organ which fails to properly function due to elderly age, or wear and tear; conditions of said reproductive organ may also be excessively dry, barren, or decrepit like cacti.
Because Gertrude had a cactus snatch, she had to contract a surrogate mother to carry her unborn child.
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A cross between "I'm tired as a cunt" and "I'm cactus" Originated in South Australia
Bloke 1: G'day cobber, how was work mate?
Bloke 2: It was bloody shithouse. I'm tired as a cactus
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Cactus Cock, or Cactoid Dong Disorder(CDD), is no joke and should be taken seriously by all. If you have developed a case of Desert Dick, and proceed to masturbate (beat the hell out of your dong) you will be hit with a case of Cactus Cock. Signs include, but are not limited to: Yellow penis and dick head, menstrual like discharge from the urethra on a weekly basis, an odor more powerful than swass or swalls, and dry mouth...
There is no known cure for the Cactoid Dong Disorder.
Guy 1: "Aw man! can you smell that? It smells like someone puked in a sweaty ass and then fucked it!"
Guy 2: "Hey! come on man, have some sympathy, I've got Cactus Cock and now my dick smells like shit!"
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Best soda everr.
Great taste of orange and pineapple :)
Person 1: ay i'm going to the store what do you want?
Person 2: get me a cactus cooler
Person 1: aight
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When a man usually between the ages of 20-35 takes a house hold cactus and inserts it in a woman's vagina.
"I just gave my girlfriend a soggy cactus for her birthday, she's going to be picking out needles for weeks."
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