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When he met you in the summer, to his heartbeat sound. He fell in love. As the leaves turned brown.
"Calvin Harris looks like if an ai tried to make an Irishman"
After effect of doing too much lines/bumps of Coke and Ketamine.
Mate I don’t know how I made it home last night, I Calvin deKleined in the bathroom of “insert club”
2 german guys making funny videos
yeah thats all
have you seen calvin & habs new video yet?
Joe Calvin is know as the class clown and makes everyone laugh even the teachers. He is very popular. He can get any girl he wants, and he usually gets the hot one. He can hook up any of his friends too even tho he is so short. He has a massive dick that makes all the girls say wow when he pulls it out. He loves party's usually is the party.
WOW!!! Joe Calvin has a big dick.
I want to be like Joe Calvin.
A load of jiz cooled off then reheated in the microwave and thrown on a person's face.
I gave him a hot calvin as a favor for rewarding me with a Kentucky Klondike bar.
A complete and utter cunt who only thinks about himself.
Girl: that guy is really cute.... I think i want to ask him out.
Other Girl: I don’t think you should he is Calvin sutter. He is i real dick
A tiny, ass college in michigan. not a single drop of beer or drugs on campus. 99% dutch. they are tall blonde snobby bastards. although it gets alot of snow here, so good for snowboarding and skiing.
pretty much nothing happens here except maybe calvin vs. hope basketball game. also it has the highest acceptance rate of 98%. also all the christian school kids across america come here. and few messed up kids who didn't get in anywhere else. also its like 35k a year, so if your not one of the following don't even bother.
Dutch
chrstian
tall
hot
Don't know john calvin or J.C (The J.C)
Guy 1:hey i got into calvin College
Guy 2: whoaa man your screwed, im going to UVA, cuz im rich And smart
Guy 1: stop saying bad words like "screw" that is un christian like.
Guy 2: i don't give a damn, anyways have fun dancin with J.C
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