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A very firm, concise and unambiguous way of dismissing someone, namely used in a social context and not suitable for the office. Retains a slightly friendlier tone than the sharper variant "fuck off", the latter of which should be used in scenarios where the conveyance of anger is key.
"Please wash the dishes"
"You can fuck right off".
Notice the subject matter here is most likely to be exchanged between persons with a preexisting relationship. If the offending party was a stranger, "fuck off" might be used instead.
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An increasingly common retort from customers checking out at Whole Foods Market as the cashier asks you if you have the Amazon Prime app to rescue some of your remaining paycheck.
I was with my friend Sean at Whole Payckeck when he rudely blurted out, “You can scan my ass!” which later seemed totally understandable when I saw the $150. receipt for his single bag of groceries.
A person, idea, or anything else that won't get very far.
That old car will get you about as far as you can push a coin.
(Jennifer O'Connell)
Hey, can I ask why you're being such a jerk?
You can shut the hell up.
I think the problem is with you.
I think the problem is that you're not shutting the hell up.
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When there are more than four different people who are going to have sex with you and you can only choose some.
After the party, it was like an all you can fuck buffet.
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When a guy is with a girl and he get's the opportunity to suck & lick anywhere he wants too
Craig : It was rather boring at my place last night Maddie just wanted to talk and watch the Friends marathon on Nick @ Nite!
Jake : Sucks for you dude I went to Kiersten's and I got to enjoy an All You Can Eat Buffet!
Craig : Wow how do you meet girls like that?
Jake : Just show them you 16 inch cock and they get horny!
Craig : Mine is only 8 think I got a chance!
Jake : No Chance In Hell Dude! Better get used to girll talk & Friends!
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Something someone usually says when they're about to ask you out or something else weird/(awesome if you like them too) like that.
Otherwise they are being lazy and are asking for a favor, it depends, if it's a text, be scared, if there having a conversation with you and you can see them or it's over the phone, your probably alight.
guy: can i ask you something?
girl: sure...
guy: will you go out with me?
girl: let me think about it.
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