credit card

The worst mistake a college student can ever make is to get one.

Nuff said.

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card wars

"It's a fancy card game that's super complicated and awesome!"

-Jake The Dog, Adventure Time

Jake: Do you want to play card wars?
Finn: Heck yeah!!!

stink card

When a waiter or waitress takes your credit card and instead of swiping it on the computer they run it through there sweaty butt crack.

Damn, that group at table 23 was a nightmare..
Dont worry I gave them the stink card.

Damn, are you giving that table the stink card right now?
Fuck yeah fuck those guards

Customer: do you take discover?
Server: (gives them stink card) I'll show you the card that pays you back!

Hooker Cards

Advertisements in the form of trading cards that you receive in Vegas while walking down the strip.

flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist: "What's that sound?"
Mexican: "Ladies, smoke, week, blow, strip club?"
Tourist: "How about a pile of those hooker cards?"
Mexican: flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist 2: "What's that sound?"

Buffalo Card

Every man born with 2 buffalo cards and you lose a buffalo card every time you have sex with a fat girl.

“You fucked Emily? Ew, that’s a buffalo card bro.”

report card

something you dont want your mom to see

i hope my mom doesnt see my report card

doxness card

A lulzy term for business card. A doxness card contains nearly all the necessary personal information of a person needed to order him pizzas, catering services, escorts, tow trucks and other wonderful services.

John: Hey I got that douchebag's doxness card!
Mark: Heheheh lets order that bitch some pizzas bro!