catch no ball

Singaporean way of saying 'I don't get it!'

person 1 tells a lame joke
person 2: huh? catch no ball lah.

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catch the fade

When you're going to fight some dude(s)
you are going to "catch the fade" with them.

Those bitches dont want to catch the fade with us.

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catch feelings

To fall in love with someone at an inappropriate time or mistake a repeated hookup for a serious relationship.

"The instant they start to catch feelings
I start to stealin they shit
Then I'm out just like a thief in the night
I sink my teeth in to bite
You thinkin life, I'm thinkin more like - whassup tonight?"
-DMX "What They Want"

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Big Catch

An overall fat slob and obese person. Usually someone who likes their food.

Person 1: oh my god joey is so fat

Person 2: yes I know!!! He’s a big catch

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Catch This Dick

Similar to catching these hands but more threatening and dangerous. Can be used as a threat, question or exclamation.

Past tense: Caught This Dick

Threat: "YOU DONT BACK UP, YOU GONNA CATCH THIS DICK"

Question: "You trying to catch this dick baby?"

Exclamation: *smacks lips* "Beat you ain't ready to catch this dick"

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catch smoke

Trynna to get shot or die

If this Nigga doesn't stop talkin shit he's gon catch smoke

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Catching Jokes

Used by some to describe the regular consumption of alcohol to excess, rendering one incapable of motor control or muscular integrity. Despite the suggestion implicit in the phrase, there is in fact nothing amusing or comical about such a situation. It is in fact a dark and rather pathetic state of affairs.

Use of phrase especially favoured by alcoholic apologists. (See dickhead)

"I am just catching jokes"

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