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1. The centerpoint from which the Big Bang released all matter into space, so therefore, the oldest point in space. Some theorize that there is/was either a giant black hole or a giant white hole (the opposite of a black hole; it expels matter instead of sucking it up) at the center of the universe at some time.
2. Me.
1. Yo momma so old, she has baby pictures of the center of the universe.
2. Do you really wanna mess with the CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE?! Hmm?!
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the vaginal orifice of the female
she granted him a crack at her energy center, then promptly made a mess out of him!
he was churning and burning in her energy center
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When you eat the fried fries in the fried fire part and you burn your tongue
I eat a Frenche fried fried and i got a center on my tongue
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getting stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper, and nobody to help you
just the other day i was poopin and i noticed at the last moment there wasn't any toilet paper. i cryed for help but there was nobody! i was high centered
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doctors office. i have a weak bladder ok?
you know i cant hold it long and now im all wet at the center
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P1: "What does self-centered mean dude?"
P2: "Jason Dunn...you didn't know that?"
P1: "Oh yeah, that faggot...damn"
P2: "Yeah dude, he's gay..small shlong too."
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While reciting the pledge of allegiance, give a reach around to a spider monkey and chop off his testicles when finished.
Billy: I gave a rhetoric center to Curious George.
Matt Darusz: No way. I've been trying to do that for years!!
Eric Martin: I have been doin that for years i can show you how!
Matt Darusz: No thanks perv...
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