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Excrementally Challenged

When someone is constipated or cannot crap.

Person 1: Bro, I haven't pooped for two days.
Person 2: So you're Excrementally Challenged?

by BrotherB3N August 21, 2009


textile challenged

Someone that can't keep clothes on. Either because they can't stand the way fabric feels against their skin, feels sufacated or restraint in freedom of movement or they just plain want to be naked and feel the air all over their body. A Textile Challenged person would have a really hard time swimming in clothes, wet fabric against their skin would be like fingernails scratching on a chalkboard to others.

Tioti is so Textile Challenged you can't take him anywhere in public, he might strip.butt ass naked

by Naked Kayak Dude July 4, 2018


electroencephalographically challenged

an absence of brain-waves/brain-activity.Braindead

person1:This guy is f*cking electroencephalographically challenged...

person2:...what?

steve irwins not dead, hes electroenchephalographically challenged... {we miss u steve :( }

by mastery77777 October 23, 2006

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Challenge Flag

A objection to an improper use of a word for people try to over-extend their vocabulary by faking like they know elaborate words that they do not. (football rules apply for use of a challenge flag and usually a dictionary gets broken out for an impartial ruling.)

Derek: "I did it of my own reconnaissance, John!"

John: I'm going to have to throw the challenge flag on that. I believe the word you were looking for before your down syndrome set in was; "recognizance."

Derek "How dare you unsurp my authority! You shouldn't correct me, I'm your boss. You need to be more pacific about what you're trying to convey"

John : Yeah i'm going to have to throw to more Challenge Flags. It's "usurp" and "specific."

Derek: "Get the hell out of my office, John."

John: "Better yet Derek, lets fight to the death!"

Derek: "agreed."

by ezekiel2301 February 1, 2010

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Keystone Challenge

When you eat Chipotle and attempt to down two Keystones afterwards without puking your guts out...It isn't really hard at all...just hilarious when people can't.

Whoa! Why are you puking so much?!"..."Couldn't pass the Keystone Challenge, my dude"..."HAHAHHA GAME OVER!

by NoCeilings June 30, 2010

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Momo challenge

A form of fear-mongering stirred up by the national media and parents everywhere. Apparently, the Momo Challenge is a challenge featuring a scary picture that is put in children's videos challenging them to do dangerous activities. Only problem with this is that there's no proof that the challenge even exists, much less is it an issue. However, school districts and law enforcement are freaking out over it due to public fear and mass hysteria.

The only people to fall for the Momo challenge were adults. Grow up, guys.

by Fuck the momo challenge March 7, 2019

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bread challenge

A prank
The rule is to eat two slices of white bread under two minutes without drinking anything, which is near impossible as it dries your mouth very quickly.
A less painful variant of the (in)famous cinnamon challenge.

"Have you heard of the bread challenge?"
"No, what's that?"
"Here are two slices of white bread, let's see if you can eat them in under two minutes."
"All right, let's do this"
*chokes*
FAIL

by MysteriousGuyFromEurope December 8, 2011

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