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Smokin Opps In Da Honda Civic
"Smokin Opps In Da Honda Civic" - Bob Belcher
When four Asians walk in a two-by-two array with the person in the front-left holding out their hands as if grasping a steering wheel while at the same time making car noises.
The resulting formation makes it look as though the group is riding in an invisible Honda Civic.
Speeding down the hallway went Chang, Hu, Ming, and Sue in their Invisible Civic. They moved so fast that I swore I could smell exhaust.
When you think you need to shit but only fart. Just like most Honda Civics you want to go but only bake loud fart noises.
Fuck, I thought I had to shit but I just sat there like a Honda Civic making a bunch of fart sounds and getting nowhere.
A honda civic is a user on reddit that always points out mobile users every time he has the chance. When somebody says "r/" but with a capital, 'R" honda civics point them out and post them on r/foundthemobileuser.
Redditor 1: "R/Woooosh"
Redditor 2: r/foundthemobileuser
Redditor 3: "Found the honda civic"
the poor person's car. most likely you wanted an accord but it was way too expensive so you settled for a civic. but you came to realize that a civic runs like a sack of shit that was set on fire.
people who own civics are probably dumb as fuck and think having a civic is "cool" but in reality you literally drive the same car as your 98 yr old grandmother. honda civic drivers are literal scum of the earth and deserves the firing squad.
you are also probably a car enthusiast which is even more cringe than just owning a honda. imagine modding a car that is worth less nickocado avacado's onlyfans. thats embarrassing fr, if you are going to spend some money on a car that actually has some value skip honda civic and go for an actual car that doesnt drive like a steaming pile of dog shit.
also its fucking uncomfortable as fuck and people who drives are uptight assholes who have a god complex. if hitler was still alive today, he would include honda civic drivers his europe no-no list and people would be celebrating the extermination of honda civic drivers.
all-in-all, fuck honda civic drivers cause they are literally fucking dumbasses on the road.
Brendon: hey look! its a honda civic!
Literally everyone: oh my fucking god, thats literal shit on wheels.
A large, loud woman who thinks she is the coolest and hip hoppiest kid in her class. She will yell, yet having no reason what so ever. She's so hypocritical, she will have an attitude and when you answer her question, she will have a problem about it acting like your rude. She talks like a preacher and says boy a lot. She will have at least 5 photos of Obama on her wall.
The Civics Teacher, put another 10 posters of Obama on her wall.
A large, loud woman who thinks she is the coolest and hip hoppiest kid in her class. She will yell, yet having no reason to what so ever. She's so hypocritical, she will have an attitude and when you answer her question, she will have a problem about it acting like you're rude. She talks like a preacher and says boy a lot. She will have at least 5 posters of Obama on her wall.
The Civics Teacher, put another 10 posters of Obama on her wall.