Mr. Clean

A sex move where the man rubs peroxide instead of lube on the condom and penetrates his partner's anal in attempt to clean and purify the impurities of the anal.

Kyle cleaned his girl's ass by performing the Mr. Clean on her.

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Clean up

To completely dominate the sexual market, having sex with every available (or unavailable) female in the bar, club, town, etc.

Guy: Hey man, are you single?
Other guy: Nah. I have a girlfriend.
Guy: That's too bad, man, you could really clean up.

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Quickie clean

When you need to take a shower, but have no time. So you clean the parts of your body that create offensive odors, i.e., armpits, and private areas with a wash cloth soap and a little water.

Can be used while camping, after sex, or before important meetings. More effective if wet wipes are used.

I have 30 minutes to be downtown, and some wet wipes. But I don't have time for a shower. Time to quickie clean!

Crackhead Cleaning

Cleaning super late at night

“why are you so tired?”
“i was up all night crackhead cleaning my room”

monkey cleaning

when a fat black chick licks your ass hole clean after having diarrhea

After i had diarrhea from the McDonalds I ate Lafonda gave me a monkey cleaning

clean wit it

referring to Alex's drip (see drip)

damn G, you are clean wit it

Chair-Clean

When you wear a piece of clothing for part of a day and take it off and it's not clean enough to put back in the drawer but not dirty enough to put in the hamper. So you throw it on the chair to be worn again at a later time.

We are going out to a casual restaurant so I don't want to mess up a clean shirt, I'll just grab the one that's chair-clean.