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A Pity Click occurs when a user is surfing the world wide web and clicks on a paid advertisement for a web site that either sucks or clearly does not make any money. Even though the user has no intention of purchasing the advertised good or service, he or she realizes that by clicking the ad, the web site owners will make some money.
I found this cool website that lets you download music for free. I got so much good stuff from them that I gave them a pity click so that they get some money.
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Going crazy with the mouse cause your PC doesn't respond fast enough to your liking causing:
a)the PC to be even slower
b)opening a thousand applications
c)moving folders and files to god knows where
(a common mistake amongst not-so-PC-literate users)
derived from the word trigger-happy
Getting click-happy aint gonna make your PC speed up.
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A phenomenon that occurs when a hapless office worker begins to doze off at his or her computer with mouse in hand, thus triggering undesired clickage due to temporary heavy-handedness.
Hey Jimmy, did you see the new intern right-clicking this morning?
If I don't grab another coffee, I'm going to be doing a little right-clicking myself.
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The act of kicking tires online.... constantly searching the internet for car by clicking tires...
Ben spends his whole day clicking tires in his search for a daily driver.
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a fart that sounds kind of how a light switch does when you flip it; CLlCK! very rare and often painful they are legendary. Infact, legend has it that these these farts are usually fatal. Everyone does it right before they die, it's what finishes them off.
After a brutal beating delivered by link, gannondorf fell and hit his head hard as hell on the table, then dropped to the floor. Then he involuntarily let out a legendary click fart and died a hillarious death! Lmao
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To play an online roleplaying game.
After I get off work, I'm gonna click hella-hard!!!
Man, you've been clicking for 48 hours straight... take a shower...
He clicked so much, his wife left him.
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Action when a police officer has his restraints on a person tight enough to be secure, then ratchets them down just a little further to the point of discomfort, usu. because the offender did something to piss off said officer.
When they finally caught the perp, Officer Barrelgutz threw a dick click on the guy's cuffs for making his fat ass run.
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