clit mouse

The small, usually red, rubber pointing device which used to be found on IBM ThinkPads and other laptop computers.

I use a regular mouse with my laptop. I can't stand the clit mouse.

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clit whisperer

1. Main usage: A person who delivers exquisite cunnilingus, able to deliver knee-trembling pleasure to even the most stubbornly unresponsive of love beans.

2. Also, less commonly: a man who's voice is so gravelly that if he were to talk over a women's clitorus the vibrations would inevitably tickle her to a powerful climax.

1. "How was your night with Stuart?"
"Unbelievable, he may look like a computer progammer, but i swear he's a fucking clit whisperer. I came so hard i passed out. "

2. "I'd say David Attenburgh is the greatest clit whisperer of our time. You reckon?"
"Nah, Barry White's tones would rattle your little bean to heaven in a nano second. Attenburgh has neither the consistency nor bass. I'd like it if he was my grandad though."

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Clit Sniper

A guy (or girl) who can find your clit instantly without even trying. They will rip your pants off and go straight for the clit, giving you multiple orgasms and making you very sore (and very satified). Usually, he/she surprises you with having this skill.

I was at the motocross track last night, and found out Dave is a clit sniper! Who would have guessed?!

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Clit Grinder

One of the two ways a female can come to climax, one way being through general intercourse, the other, is when a girl has to be on top or bottom of the man and grinds her clit into the mans pelvic bone to reach climax.

Dude, my pelvis hurts so bad today because that chick I picked up last night was a clit grinder.

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clit on lockdown

When you have a really close friend and you have to share a bed with him and ya tell him and there is NO chance of sex occurring!

So me and my manpanion went out and got so trashed he could not drive so we had to share a bed together! Had to put the clit on lockdown !

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clit licker

(noun) one who licks a clitoris. Can be male or female

Sara:"That Fred is an excellent clit licker".

Sara:"My friend Marge is a fantastic clit licker when she's not sucking cock."

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Clit Clash

1: When two women engage in the act of scissoring.

2: An extreme sexual battle between female clitori.

Girl 1: Hey, wanna go clit clash?!?!
Girl 2: Yeah sounds great!

Kevin: I think there are two girls in the back room clit clashing!
Jacob: ....Shocker!