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A man's that is so backed up in cum he's just fully clogged lives on shorbot, not to be confused with sherbert ice cream.
There's only 1 way to release a sharbot clogg.
Step 1- get into a wall squat position and just go crazy on your cocktail weiner. And make that manoayse SPRAY.
STEP 2- REPEAT STEP 1
Zack so backed up he's got "the sharbot clog"
Give him some fresh butter and a wall to jerk off against and boom he can finally sleep.
He tried to keep them kids alive but they had to go.... down the air vents to be exact.
When your wire clothes hangers get all up in each others' sh!@$, ruining yours in the process.
Damn, it would have taken just a minute to clean out my closet if it wasn't for the massive hanger clog I found down by my shoes. There was a mini hanger clog happening with the hangers on the rod, too.
When a bunch of Whore's are hanging out together, and they stay huddled together in a group.
I couldnt go into the changeroom at the mall, or i would have got stuck in a whore clog.
Recieving oral sex while jogging.
"Me and Julie went for a run the other day, but ended with a bit of jogging clogging!"
Clogging The Sink is a sexual action where a person shoves a Dwarf Hamster up their partners ass, causing the hamster to get stuck and desperately claw at the walls of the colon as it slowly suffocates.
Dude: I really hit it off with that girl last night bro!
Friend: Good shit man! Did you take her home?
Dude: You know it. I was Clogging The Sink all night!
Clogging the toilet usually of public restroom because of the low-quality toilet paper.
There are two types of courtesy clog:
1) Use an excessive amount of TP each wipe and fill up the bowl
2) Wipe, then unload the the roll into the toilet
You can also courtesy clog if there is no toilet paper, you can do this by shoving a water bottle, plastic bag, ect. down the toilet.
Are you fucking kidding me?? This toilet paper is see through, i'm going to courtesy clog the shit outta this shitter to teach the guy who thought it'd be funny to use Charmin 1 ply in his bathroom a lesson.
an inappropriate phrase...
Guy: Yodel my oxen clogs!
Girl: Ewww!! OMG!!