clothes chair

A chair piled high with clothes in ones bedroom

'Chuck it on the clothes chair'

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Touching cloth

When you're about to drop a deuce and your struggling to hold it in, the tip or your shit-log pokes out and touches the fabric of your undergarment.

Matt- I'm busting for a shit so bad I'm touching cloth. Can I cut in front of you for the stall?

Joe- Yeah, but only if I can poke it back in with my cock?

Matt- Deal!

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babycakes clothing

1.The fittest clothing phenomenon to storm the globe
2.Kids who wear babycakes have nice hair
3.Better than your BF

"ZOMG wtf is babycakes clothing?"
"Better than your boyfriend!"

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clothes burn

To get very intimate with a partner sexually without actually removing clothing or have sexual intercourse

All me and my girlfriend did was clothes burn and she ended up giving me blue balls.

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fold clothes

A sexual euphemism (based on 2015's "fold laundry") pertaining to a secret sexual affair between two lovers who don't want others to know what they're up to if overheard.

NB "I'm going to mall text me when u get home and I will come"
HB "I want to fold clothes for you in bathroom at Whole Foods"

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faggy clothes

Another term for, "gay apparel".
N.B., the word gay didn't mean back in the 19th century when the song, "Deck the Halls" was written what it means in the 21st century. :-/

Definitions:
19th century: Gay = bright & lively, NOT homosexual.
21st century: Gay = a total faggot man! Do I have to spell it out for you? ;-)

Deck the Halls: how it's supposed to go:

♫Deck the halls with boughs of holly, ♫
♫Fa la la la la, la la la la. ♫
♫Tis the season to be jolly,♫

♫Fa la la la la, la la la la. ♫
♫Don we now our gay apparel, ♫
♫Fa la la, la la la, la la la. ♫

How it COULD go:

♫Deck the halls with boughs of holly, ♫
♫Fa la la la la, la la la la. ♫
♫Tis the season to be jolly,♫
♫Fa la la la la, la la la la. ♫
♫Putting on our faggy clothes, ♫
♫Fa la la, la la la, la la la. ♫

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Street Clothes

What NBA players wear when they are sitting on the sidelines not actually being part of the team.

Stephon Marbury ain't doing nothing for the Knicks, he's just sitting on the side in his street clothes waiting to get paid.

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