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When a guy can't go any further with his girlfriend because he is too pious with his religious beliefs.
synonyms: cockblock, Jesus, religion
antonyms: sex. running the bases
Guy 1: "Man, Landon can't get any action from his girl."
Guy 2: "Why not?"
Guy 1 "He's got that Jesus cockblock
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When the whole universe and through coincidences has a unsuspecting person cockblock you a single or multiple times.
Person 1: Yeah I brought this girl with me to the movies with my best bud, but she ended up having more in common with him and he cockblocked me without even knowing.
Person 2: That some divine cockblock man.
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Most often when a male encounters a female and gets the facebook add. The newly met female posts something flirty and is quickly met with a post right above by a girlfriend or the girlfriend's friend.
This is intended to let the male know that she read this new girl's post and does not approve of it.
NOTE: To prevent facebook cockblocks send private messages in the future.
Matt's facebook wall:
GF's post: Heyy babe, just wanted to say i love you so much! (translation: dont you fucking respond to that post below or i will rip off your nuts)
Shirley's post: hey matt, i had a great time last night with you! give me a call sometime :)
(later)
Matt: Yeah i met this hot chick last night at the concert, but lauren facebook cockblocked me when she wrote on my wall
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Cockblocking someone by staring at them from behind an object.
Lee is such a ninja cockblocker, look at him watch us make-out behind that tree.
The act of sending someone subconscious or subliminal messages which make that person not want to sleep with another person or individual.
"The way he disses every other guy in the room leads one to believe that he actually earned his B.S. in subliminal cockblocking."
or
"His texts always seem normal, but in reality they're just his way of subliminal cockblocking."
When a guy has given permisson to another guy that he is aloud to cockblock him when he is talking to a fat,unattractive,slampig girl. Mainly happens when you are drunk.
-- At a Party --
Joe-Hey if I get really drunk tonight and start talking to a slampig can you gentlemens cockblock me?
Jesse-Sure!
-- 2 hours later really drunk --
Joe-You are so hot.
Slampig- aww come here!
*about to kiss*
Jesse-*Steps in between them pulls out Joe*
Joe-Thanks
When a russian man cock blocks you by actually cutting off your dick and balls and stuffing it in your mouth so you get none from any direction.
Male: Hey baby.
Female: Let's do it.
Russian Cockblocker: Karate chop!
Male: That was my dick.(Says with a full mouth)
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