Once my boss just went to a bbq place and eat like 2 racks of ribs, a huge side of mac & cheese, huge side of mashed potatoes, lots of chicken, like 4 pepsis, and a ton of other stuff. On the car ride home he woke up out of a meat coma, and said," zzz, oh, ice cream, ice cream, oh sorry guys i was just in a meat coma, zzz,zzz,zzzz." in a half a sleep voice. Then is wife said,"where?" he replied," zzz, chick-fil-a. chick-fil-aaa." in a half a sleep voice. So we went through the chick-fil-a drive through and got three XL soft serves, even though I said I only wanted a small.
Sorry guys I was in a meat coma.
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A state of complete exhaustion experienced by the male after a prolonged session of masturbation such as the one a person might indulge in after his internet connection is restored.
-He was found in is flat in a pool of his own spunk in a wank coma.
The emergency services donned their all over body condoms and gave him urgently needed medical attention.
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An experience described as 4th dimensional
Stella! Crawl out that homer coma !
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When one has smoked so much weed that they're literally crippled to the spot and in a coma like state. Usually very enjoyable
lorsteez: damn dude peep game on jbagel over by the couch
jbagel: i can't feel my feet..or my hands, or my face!
lorsteez: dude nah, you're just in a chronic coma that's all
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Evan: I live for Shrunk Coma. I even have his merch.
Clayton: Wow, have you heard Fakey Snakey by Shrunk Coma? Itβs beautiful.
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A nap lasting 3-5 hours where the person falls into a deep sleep and wakes up feeling they emerged from a coma.
Work drained me today. When I got home I coma napped and woke up to 6 missed calls and 17 texts.
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When you eat so much that you descend in a state of lethargy so smothering that you you are too tired to even change channels with the remote
I'll be here on the couch, I just had two triple cheeseburgers, I'm in a calorie coma
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