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el confidente

A method of gaining and exploiting the trust of a vulnerable woman. Positioning oneself to be the primary source of support and intimate information, with the intention of bedding the anguished.

He played el confidente to the widow Brown, and reaped luscious fruits borne from Herr Brown's considerate compost.

by sirspudd September 18, 2007


confident tracksuit cancer

A confident pair or group of individuals who's primary taste in clothing pertains to brightly coloured tracksuits. in their free time they contribute to the cancer imitating growth of their echo (what you might know as a friendship circle). Their choice in music, any modern subculture of gangsta-rap or pop-rap. They force themselves on to women, while also maintaining an illogical, self contradicting rush to the aid of a woman in need of protection from a confident male. They're often located, by day, in public parks and by night, discount stores and E-cigarette outlets. If a confident tracksuit cancer were to divide, they would, as individuals no longer be defined as a confident tracksuit cancer; Simply named a tracksuit tumour, similar to the beginning of a cancer as a tumour. while the confidence is derivative of their aforementioned echo.

lets cross the street here, so as to avoid the confident tracksuit cancer

by carcrashcorpse January 28, 2016


Sudden Onset Confidence Syndrome

When someone, through some means (usually weight loss), gains a large and sudden boost to their confidence that turns them into egotistical dickheads. It can also exacerbate egos for people who were faking it and now that they have real confidence it makes them appear like they're bragging all the time.

Fella: Hey, did you see that Gary lost a ton of weight recently?
Mate: Yeah! Notice how he hates fat people now? And he scoffs at chicks that he previously would have crawled dick first through a valley of glass just for them to notice him?
Fella: I have!

Mate: Ya boy's got a bad case of Sudden Onset Confidence Syndrome.

by RussNuts July 16, 2019


I love your confidence

I gyal/ man who rell ugly but does rell post up themselves.

Responding to Meesh Story : I love your confidence.

by MHhater February 11, 2024


Confidenceness

When someone uses so much confidence

Her confidenceness is beyond everyone else's

by Wqu March 27, 2017


confidenceness

Bullshit

"Confidenceness ain't a word babe."

~P~

by NumberOneBullshit March 27, 2017


Self-Confidence

Self-Confidence is what you find within yourself when life tries to make a move at your insecurities. It has been described as the chess Queen piece of human life, killing all the little soldiers other participants send your way. BUT look out, flaunt your self-confidence too much and it might be taken by a bishop. OOPS. Confidence inwards.

"I have the self-confidence of Shrek herself, do not test me"

by thigh-clamp July 25, 2020