canned coochie

Slang for male sex toys, notably Fleshlight® . Originated from a Spongebob meme.

Wow! I can't believe my favorite sex store has it! Canned coochie!

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Coochie Bread

Bread made with yeast from the vagina.

Man, that was some really good coochie bread

Coochie eater

Someone who eats a person coochie.

Hey bro I just ate Sarah cooch it’s was really dry.
Damn bro your a coochie eater ….

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Coochie House

The house where the most exquisite coochie products are sold.

Rodney: Yo my nigga you tryna go to the coochie house rq
Jay dee: Of course my nigga im tryna fine dine tonight

Rodney: Aight bet we out

Jay dee: Coochie HUT Coochie HUT YEAHAHAAHAH

coochie roar

When a female farts out of her vagina and it makes a loud growling sound.

John: Do you smell that?
Jimmy: Yeah it was Sarah, she just let out a mad coochie roar.
John: Only a woman would do that.

Coochie lace

A wig for your coochie

Man on twitter: I'm selling a coochie lace, serious dms only

coochy snorcher

southern US slang for a woman's lady bits. Used in the vagina monologues.

Ricky: check out the coochy snorcher on that one.

Mike: sweet.