A man who gives you the most satisfaction sexually.
“That’s my coochie dad”
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Man on twitter: I'm selling a coochie lace, serious dms only
Pouring a nice strawberry smoothie onto the rim of the labia and then proceeding to drink the smoothie off of the consenting individual.
“Hey are you going to drink that?”
“No, why?”
“My girl and I wanted to smoothie the coochie tonight and strawberry banana is our favorite.”
When a guy is with his girl or multiple women
Guy 1: Aye I’m about to head out into coochie land
Guy 2: With Stacy?
Guy 1: With Stacy and her homegirls 😏
When a woman's pussy is so clean and pristine that it's as fresh as mountain spring water.
"Rachel's got that fuckin' Mountain Coochie, my dude."
The house where the most exquisite coochie products are sold.
Rodney: Yo my nigga you tryna go to the coochie house rq
Jay dee: Of course my nigga im tryna fine dine tonight
Rodney: Aight bet we out
Jay dee: Coochie HUT Coochie HUT YEAHAHAAHAH
When a female farts out of her vagina and it makes a loud growling sound.
John: Do you smell that?
Jimmy: Yeah it was Sarah, she just let out a mad coochie roar.
John: Only a woman would do that.