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Techniques used by prostitutes to determine if a potential customer is an undercover police officer. A technique frequently employed by a prostitute is to request her date to simultaneously touch her breasts or genitals as she touches his.
"Picked up a WSW, about 40, very thin just a few blocks east of Josephine. Did the cop check right away, even wanted to give me “a little taste” as we were driving. So I pulled onto a side street..."
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A cop apologist is a person, usually a Statist, who, no matter what a cop does, no matter how bad and unreasonable their actions are. A cop apologist will defend their actions no matter what. They, like cops themselves, think that the police are royalty and above the law and they think that cops should be able to do whatever they want no matter what the situation is. They also think that people should just comply to cops or whatever even though people are not obligated to. They also think it's bad for people to stand up for their rights to a cop even though they have every right to do so.
Regular person: That cop just shot a kid while the kid was holding a Wii remote.
Cop apologist: That Wii remote could have been a gun, I think the cop's action is justified.
Regular person: Really? If you can't tell the difference between a Wii remote and a gun, you must be mentally retarded or a special kind of stupid and shouldn't even be a cop.
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Security guards who are only equipped with a flashlight and maybe some keys; typically found in malls.
The man was happy to become a flashlight cop, because he would make easy money doing absolutely nothing that was exciting or dangerous.
Axe Cop is a comic series by Malachai and Ethan Nicolle (5 and 29) featuring a cop with an Axe and his sidekick, Dinosaur Soldier. Axe Cop will chop your head off. He makes Chuck Norris look like Barney Fife
Axe Cop and Dinosaur Soldier chopped the bad guy's head off
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When someone knocks so hard that you think it's the cops.
You scared the crap out of me! Why'd you have to cop knock? I was smoking weed man and I thought it was the cops and I totally freaked out.
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a thing u do right after copping out because you realize you really fucked up, or you just want to do the right thing even if it isnt something major.
i felt like skipping school cus of a new gta game that came out and i wanted to buy it as it was just released but i then i copped in when i got down to the store a block from the school. how i got caught, well almost did was when i made it to the highway, i seen a cop in his car havin his coffee in the store parking lot. i was gonna try to go around, but i resisted. but i managed to get behind a bush real quick before he seen me, then he left the parking lot to go back to the police station. then i ran back to the school as quick as i could before the bell rang for class to start. no one even found out about all that cus when i got in the school someone noticed i ran alot assuming i accidentally slept in and had to run to school to be there on time. so it all turned out well. i live in a town with like 3k ppl so there wasnt any cops along there till i made it to the store.
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Where you are prepared to bend over and cop a reaming even if the error or incomplete task is not related to your job or a wrong doing of yourself.
Looks like someone fucked up to make it urgent, I'll cop the flack again for this one!
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