cork tease

Someone who constantly talks about the wine he or she will open but never does.

My friend is such a cork tease! He always talks about that $50 bottle of cabernet we will drink, but I'm still waiting.

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Cork Dork

Noun. A dork made of cork. Not neccessarily from southern Ireland.

Lady Friend: "Not only are you boring, greasy and nerdy but you are also made entirely of cork. Sod off."

Cork Dork: "Ok."

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Cum Cork

Dried plug of semen blocking proper urethral flow. Usually created if a man doesn't urinate after sex. Extremely painful, but temporary.

"I thought I had kidney stones for a sec there...turns out it was just a cum cork."

or

"That cum cork came flying out and landed on Jack's toothbrush."

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pop a cork

To get angry beyond belief and tell someone off without any civility, restraint or courtesy.

Dude, did you just see that girl flip you off?

Yeah, and if she flips me off again, I am going to seriously pop a cork.

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cork porker

Another way to say ass fucker or fag. Most commonly used to describe a co-worker in the office or other place of employment.

Look at Jimbo over there...yeah he doen't have a clue, what a cork porker.

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Cork Blocking

As a bartender, when you're trying to cut somebody off but their friends keep buying them drinks anyway.

I tried to cut the guy off from the wine but his friends kept cork blocking me and buying him another glass.

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Himalayan Cork

An ice cube, popsicle or other frozen delight shoved up a person’s rectum.

I took a Himalayan cork last night.

I’m shitting Cherry red today after that Himalayan cork from my uncle.