Common Courtesy

1. Rare Courtesy

2. The basic level of politeness which you expect from someone in your idealistic world. It no longer exists in this world. Thus, it should be rendered an archaic word because it is extremely old as seeming to belong to an earlier period.

P.S. It should also be removed from the dictionary because it is no longer necessary in the English language.

Common Courtesy is dead.

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COURTESY PLOP

This is when you unravel enough toilet paper and toss it in the toilet bowl so that when you are taking a dump the toilet paper breaks the fall of your poop. Allowing you to poop so no one can hear you doing so. The poop then rests gently on top of the toilet paper until you flush the toilet or until you "COURTESY FLUSH."

Ever go to the bathroom at work and you need do the #2, and your boss walks in behind you? You don't want her to hear or smell your shit. You already know and use the courtesy flush technique now you can also use the courtesy plop technique.

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courtesy wash

1) After having sex, the woman gets a warm, wet washcloth and washes the males penis and balls.

2) After having a threesome, the male gets a warm, wet washcloth and washes his girlfriends and the third party's vagina.

This action typically leads to lots more great sex.

"That courtesy wash made me hard again... buckle up baby!"

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courtesy flush

This type of courtesy flush is usually performed at home. It's showing courtesy to your family by not leaving any fecal remains in the toilet after you have taken a shit.

A courtesy flush should be performed after the initial flush if there is fecal matter still left in the toilet, or there are skid marks left on the bowl. Repeat as necessary.

I went into the bathroom after my grandmother, and she never courtesy flushed. Infact, it seems like she never flushed at all.

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courtesy wipe

one who needs to go the restroom and re-wipe their ass, because they did not get it all the first time around.

Greg is walking with his friends and spots a public washroom. He says to them wait here, I need to go for a courtesy wipe.

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Courtesy Dousche

Some women put men in the aweful position of having to hold their breath during sexual intercourse simply because of their poor femanin hygien (see the term stinkfish . In such cases, it should be the male role of requesting that a Courtesy Dousche is performed by the female.

Damn girl! Your pussy stinks, how about a courtesy dousche???

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courtesy suck

Oral sex, usually a blow job, that's initiated by someone as a kindly or courteous gesture. A courtesy suck can also refer to a woman who allows someone who's obsessed by her breasts to suckle her nipples as a courteous gesture - term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.

Synonyms: courtesy fuck, pity-fuck

1.Josh was such a pathetic dork, but after he blew his paycheck taking Monica out to dinner and a movie, Monica took pity on him - she found Josh's puppy-dog crush on her oddly endearing - and gave him a blow job. But it was purely a courtesy suck; she had no intention of swollowing, let alone letting him cum in her mouth.

2. Mike was so obsessed by Aurelianne's massive, pillow-y breasts and she, in turn, was so flattered by his attention to them that she allowed him to suckle her nipples while he carressed his manhood - a courtesy suck.

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