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Mounting a large woman, slapping her on the behind and riding the wave.
Man that girl Joe was with was soooo big. Dude must be into cow surfing or something!
A Scottish exclamation in anger or disgust.
Jon: Those crisps are stinkin', Ya wee cow!
Sam: Shut it, ya wee cow!
Albert: FUCK SAKE WOMAN, GET IT YA WEE COW
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When you get dumped by a fat chick, or a chick who is just a cow in general.
"Dude, E just got dumped by his gf."
"Who was his gf?"
"Her" *points to chick across the room*
"Dude, he got cow tipped."
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Actually translates to mga susi baka in filipino (several sussy bakas), rather than susi baka (if translated word for word that is). However google translate is bad and only works for keys cow rather than key cow
Random guy who does a little trolling: translate keys cow to filipino lolll
Filipino: that isn't funny because actually you're saying there's several sussy bakas and this is private chat so you are key cow too
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COWS- Center Of the World Syndrome
Someone who suffers from this believes they are the center of the world, that everything revolves around them. They truly believe that everyone actually gives a damn about every little thing that happens in their lives. These people also suffer from a tendency to post EVERYTHING on facebook, literally EVERYTHING.......
NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The entire cast of Jersey Shore & the Kardashians suffer from COW syndrome
Facebook statuses may consist of:
"I just cut my finger!"
"I miss my babe!"
"My babe just cooked dinner for me!"
"omg I just got these beautiful flowers!"
"Just took a shit"
"Had so much fun this weekend with my babe! We went to this club, then to dinner, then a magical fairy ride, then we got home and had a magical fairy dessert!, then we took a both!, then we cuddled in bed! then we went to bed staring into each other's eyes!"
"omg I'm so happy! i couldn't be happier! Life is wonderful!"
"let's talk about me"-COW Syndrome
Those really irritating people who sit in a bookstore reading manga and usually end up messing up the books.
You see, they're called manga cows because they sit there and 'graze' in the manga fields.
That stupid manga cow was grazing on the last copy of volume 12! I had to ring the bell for it to put down the book! Stupid manga cows!
Moooo.
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