Crooks McGroochan: A fictional character from the Porkpatrick novels based on a groups of boys working at a Grain Merchants. Crooks was the leader of the pack which included Ringo AKA 'haha Davids dog is dead' and Big Mo AKA Sweaty Cheeseflaps McGraw. The books had no scientifical relevance.
In one of the stories Crooks McGroochan gets stuck in a pipe so Ringo and Big Mo use a ratchet spanner and a plastic tube to get him out. The end scene sees Crooks locking Big Mo in one of the grain bins with nothig but a strawberry dribble cake. Needless to say what happened. Kersplunk!
a type of bug that loves to dance around and be a stupid bug
random kid: BUG CROOKEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! Bug crooked: shut the fuck up
Pulling a Howard and getting it done.
"By hook or by crook" we're going to make it to Orlando by midnight !
adj when someone acts as crooked as a fox; or a fox has appeared in a crooked manner.
Wow a fox in the middle of a world class oil tanker crashing throw the eastern Appalachians, that is as crooked as a fox
slang for the Hyundai motor vehicle company / or Hyundai vehicle
Steve: hey did we get passed by a honda?
Brian: nah, that was a crooked h
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A Mcdonaldland character themed as a pirate.
Was released from McDonalds due to a gay affair with Grimace's alchoholic Irish uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey
"Did you hear that Captain Crook got caught burying the treasure in O'Grimacey?
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