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Armchair Crusader

Not to be confused with an Armchair Activist or Armchair Warrior, an Armchair Crusader is a person who would essentially die for another person unrelated to their life. Most often found in cult-of-personalities surrounding larger names, these people would blindly talk up about, defend, and proclaim falsehoods of counter-evidence towards a person's character, regardless of the relationship between the person and the crusader.
In essence, they would die for a person who doesn't even know they exist.

Any large YouTuber has a ton of these. Try insulting their character and see how many of them jump to his/her unneeded rescue!
Celebrities have many, or even just famed creators of great works (movies, video games, etc.)

ProclamationPatient said: Jesus Christ, Pewdiepie is the most annoying thing to ever entertain retards.

XxArmchaircrusedzer replied: HOW DARE U TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT UR JUST JELOUS OF HIS FAME AND THAT HE HAS A FAN BASE LOL GO DIE PLZ

ProclamationPatient replied: You're the quintessence of my previous statement.

XxArmchaircrusadzer replied: HAHAHA JUST STOP UR OBV JUST AN HATER WHOES JELOUS OF HIM LOL UR AN IDIOT FOR NOT NOWING HOW TO ENJOY HIS GREAT CONTENT

(XxArmchaircrusadzer is an Armchair Crusader)

by D13pro February 8, 2014


Crusader

Fight to the death on foreign soil

Crusaders went to the Middle East

by Gboss23 May 25, 2022


Crusader(s)

A man & member of culture and fights for the modern day holy land.

The Crusader(s) of The Modern day were the members of the Shrek Babushka Religion.

by Definememespls October 12, 2021


Crusader

A attractive person who suits up in nice clothes to go and fuck the shit out of a fat girl

Omg! LOOK at Derek he is such a crusader he's all dressed up, took try and fuck Becky whos got bigger thighs than she does boobs

by Jefg8r April 17, 2022


Gypsy Crusader

Mixed blood Hispanic-Turk known as Paul Nicholas Miller who was tricked by the Alt-Right hivemind into believing he's white and dresses up as the Joker harassing other brown people online.

"Whoever tricked Gypsy Crusader into thinking he's white either deserves a medal or a prison sentence"

by Suk Mike Hok October 28, 2023

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Crusader Moment

1. When someone doxes an innocent person for no reason.

2. You have someone's life in your hands in a malicious manner.

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Friend 1: Hey have you heard what one guy did?
Friend 2: What did he do?
Friend 1: He pulled a Crusader Moment on Jellybean!
Friend 2: Ban him rn!

2. Hey guys I pulled a Crusader Moment on this person because I hate her and now her life is at my hands MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

by FlareDaStriker April 27, 2022


Social crusader

Liberal extremists from California spreading their socialistic agenda to the rest of the western United States.

The damn social crusaders are invading Colorado

by King Blanco $420$ November 13, 2020