Not to be confused with an Armchair Activist or Armchair Warrior, an Armchair Crusader is a person who would essentially die for another person unrelated to their life. Most often found in cult-of-personalities surrounding larger names, these people would blindly talk up about, defend, and proclaim falsehoods of counter-evidence towards a person's character, regardless of the relationship between the person and the crusader.
In essence, they would die for a person who doesn't even know they exist.
Any large YouTuber has a ton of these. Try insulting their character and see how many of them jump to his/her unneeded rescue!
Celebrities have many, or even just famed creators of great works (movies, video games, etc.)
ProclamationPatient said: Jesus Christ, Pewdiepie is the most annoying thing to ever entertain retards.
XxArmchaircrusedzer replied: HOW DARE U TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT UR JUST JELOUS OF HIS FAME AND THAT HE HAS A FAN BASE LOL GO DIE PLZ
ProclamationPatient replied: You're the quintessence of my previous statement.
XxArmchaircrusadzer replied: HAHAHA JUST STOP UR OBV JUST AN HATER WHOES JELOUS OF HIM LOL UR AN IDIOT FOR NOT NOWING HOW TO ENJOY HIS GREAT CONTENT
(XxArmchaircrusadzer is an Armchair Crusader)
Fight to the death on foreign soil
Crusaders went to the Middle East
A man & member of culture and fights for the modern day holy land.
The Crusader(s) of The Modern day were the members of the Shrek Babushka Religion.
A attractive person who suits up in nice clothes to go and fuck the shit out of a fat girl
Omg! LOOK at Derek he is such a crusader he's all dressed up, took try and fuck Becky whos got bigger thighs than she does boobs
Mixed blood Hispanic-Turk known as Paul Nicholas Miller who was tricked by the Alt-Right hivemind into believing he's white and dresses up as the Joker harassing other brown people online.
"Whoever tricked Gypsy Crusader into thinking he's white either deserves a medal or a prison sentence"
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1. When someone doxes an innocent person for no reason.
2. You have someone's life in your hands in a malicious manner.
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Friend 1: Hey have you heard what one guy did?
Friend 2: What did he do?
Friend 1: He pulled a Crusader Moment on Jellybean!
Friend 2: Ban him rn!
2. Hey guys I pulled a Crusader Moment on this person because I hate her and now her life is at my hands MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Liberal extremists from California spreading their socialistic agenda to the rest of the western United States.
The damn social crusaders are invading Colorado